Punis

The quality of being otherworldly/extraterrestrial.

He emanated an air of punis as he emerged, face glowing, from the spacecraft.

by Dame Teacher March 5, 2022

Punis

Smelly penis

“Pew! You got a punis bro”

by Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz July 25, 2022

Unis Punis

What you say when you have one point in Orange Ball.

How many points do you have? Unis punis.

by StockM1991 February 14, 2010

Guacamole nigga penis

Some real nigga shit

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

by Cheesey Animated Productions April 6, 2019

Pilgrim Penis

An uncircumcised penis.

Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.

by JR32 October 14, 2020

Team Punishment

Team Punishment is a moderator on the bodybuilding.com forums who is suspected to being a closet queer. While he has not officially come out of the closet many members suspect he is batting for the other team due to his phaggyness displayed on the forums. Rumour is that TP and other mods - pUniCepts, memcop and Trinity1216 engaged in a orgy cause TheLBM's 2 inch penor could not satisfy trinity. Truth be told that memcop took the brown road on TP while trinity performed a "Cleveland Steamer" on TP's chest while pUniCepts was sitting in the corner fondling his noodle

User 1 - Is it me or did it just get gayer around here
User 2- Yeah Team Punishment just logged in

by ForumSentinel February 9, 2014

puff penis

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.

Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."

by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts August 11, 2017