punis

A penis hidden inside a vagina. When a girl is aroused the penis comes out. Used to decribe a stupid/idiotic person.

I found out that i dont have a left arm: you punis, ur such an idiot

by matt March 11, 2003

punis

Something you call someone when you don't want to call them a bad word.

On knock it off, you're such a punis.

by Gina Mottola December 31, 2003

Puni Plush

An art style alternative to the tall, skinny design that is so common in bishoujo. Puni Plush avoids straight lines, emphasizing a character's curves, especially the face and hips, that can give to the cast an overall short, young look. Most common in romantic or slice-of-life anime, but sometimes used in less obvious ways. Often leads to characters that are Older Than They Look.

Puni Plush examples:

Lucky Star, Hidamari Sketch, Kanamemo, Potemayo, Pani Poni Dash, Manabi Straight, Ichigo Mashimaro, K-On.

by moeblobbery December 28, 2009

Puny Earthling

A derogatory title used by many alien species to describe not only humans but everything from and on earth.

Martian: You puny earthlings will bow at my name, for I am Zerogshah PLeSu III.

True American Earthling: Speak English asshole.


Plutian: Puny earthling, why do u stick your tongue out at me.

Dog: *Pisses on Plutian's legs*

Plutian: Prepare for your demise.

Dog: *Sits. Stops panting* Fuck you, your planet ain't even a planet no more.

Plutian: You're right. *Turns emo*

by IZzxo March 27, 2009

punis

A pun, good or bad, involving the word penis.

"My god that's an awful punis" said Delores.

by pauly January 27, 2005

punis

the words penis and pussy combined. somewhat of transgender gentiles

DUUUUUDE HES GOT A PUNIS!!!!

oooooh yeeeeah stick it in my punis!!!!

by papabear11 June 7, 2011

punis

the resulting word after vigorious scrubbing of your hand when your friend has inappropriatly written the word 'penis' on it

friend 1: haha *writing* "google Luisa and... PENIS"

friend 2: NO!! *scrub scrub scrub* "ugh it says punis now!!!"

by flychik17759324 February 21, 2009