pumping tuna

when you bring home a chick that you havent brought home before and you bang her silly, and her pussy resembles a fish in either look, feel, taste, or smell

Justin: Yo, what did you end up doing last night?

CJ: I brought this broad over and I was pumping tuna all night.

by jlove6182 June 22, 2010

Pumping Off

to masturbate furiously without consideration of where or when

Martha: ED! I HAD NO IDEA YOU'D BE IN THE MIDDLE OF PUMPING OFF!
Ed: You can stay, but I'm finishing this.

by The Original DT January 7, 2012

pumping iron

1) Lifting freeweights, origianally all made of cast iron. Some are now plastic.

2) Arnold movie about the first definition.

"Can't go out tonight, I'll be pumping iron at home."


"Have you ever seen pumping iron?"

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

Pumping farts

The art of engulfing air with your bum and retaining it and then squeezing it to create a fart. This is a skill that will make you be able to release earth shattering farts for unlimited times. Sometimes those vile ass fumes will not be coped by the average human.

Man1: Hey did you hear my fart
Man2: Yeah it was quiet I’ll teach you how to be pumping farts. Their loud
Man2: *FARTS*
Palm tree: *Flies away*

by Thefume1010 April 21, 2019

Pumping crude

Having anal sex after taking your bitch to Qdoba, expecting a full shit geyser that night.

Bro..... didn't know my bitch hit Doba....fucked my bed up pumping crude tonight...

by Freakish_dong July 20, 2020

pumping the supersoaker

to masturbate with your index finger and thumb in an upward and downward motion similiar to pumping a supersoaker water gun

"hey man what are you going to do today." "dude I don't know I think I'm going to go into pumping the supersoaker."

by vince e. January 31, 2009

Pumping The Pickle

Another term for masturbating. Coined by the late comedian Robert Schimmel in a satirical song he wrote called the "jack shack".

Mom: Willy!
Willy: Yea?
Mom: You're not pumping the pickle in there, are you?
Willy (in panic): Uh, um, no. I'm pooping.
Mom: Oh, okay.

by Stitzie November 3, 2010