A person given the asinine task of teaching the stupid, unteachable persons of substandard intelligence.
The professor came back with the test, and the first words out of his mouth were, "boy, do I feel like an Ass Puppeteer in this class."
by ChessFella July 3, 2012
Get the Ass Puppeteer mug.When one person is strung up to the ceiling like a marionette thinking they are just doing some rope/bandage play and the other person surprises them by violently fisting the “puppets” asshole
“I heard Curtis is in a wheelchair for the next few weeks because his wife Sarah gave him an Angry Puppeteer”
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This occurs during a bisexual threesome involving two guys and one girl. When one man inserts his penis into the ass of the other man, then thrusts and guides that man into the womans vagina.
"Danny and Ryan pulled the puppeteer on Linda last night. Who thought Ryan would be the middle man."
by MisterRochet February 8, 2010
Get the Puppeteer mug.The act of a man or a woman, forcing their arm through a womans vagina, up through the body, and through the neck. The act then requires the 'Puppeteer' to control the womans jaw, as if manipulating a puppet. It is called the Australian puppeteer because it comes from down under.
Variations to this act may allow the 'Puppeteer' to enter through the anus.
Variations to this act may allow the 'Puppeteer' to enter through the anus.
"I heard the rapist then killed the victim by giving her an Australian Puppeteer"
"Death by Australian Puppeteer would blow"
"Hey steve, think you could survive being australian puppeteer'd?" "I don't know, think you could survive taking all of a horse penis in you?"
"Death by Australian Puppeteer would blow"
"Hey steve, think you could survive being australian puppeteer'd?" "I don't know, think you could survive taking all of a horse penis in you?"
by The Puppeteer October 4, 2007
Get the Australian Puppeteer mug.The art of taking total control over a girl by using your tongue inside her like a traditional puppeteer uses a hand.
Matt's tongue puppeteering was such a well developed talent that he could make a girl whine, twitch, or scream with just a flick of his tongue.
He didn't need his hands to make her scream the way that Jim Henson made Kermit talk.
He didn't need his hands to make her scream the way that Jim Henson made Kermit talk.
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Get the Tongue Puppeteering mug.1. She wore Lilly from head to toe: a Regan dress, beige McKim sandals and an Edie cardigan.
2. Many people consider Lilly Pulitzer the epitome of elegance nowadays, even placing the brand alongside legends like Hermès.
2. Many people consider Lilly Pulitzer the epitome of elegance nowadays, even placing the brand alongside legends like Hermès.
by fromnh April 15, 2010
Get the Lilly Pulitzer mug.After years in the show business, Howard developed a severe case of puppeteer's cancer in his left arm.
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