A rule that states anyone has a dick unless proven otherwise by the applier of the rule.
Sorry girl, but you're guilty of being futa until proven bulgeless.
by WhoStolzTaCookie December 2, 2021
mugGet the Futa until proven bulgelessmug.
If my friend says your gay shows me evidence that I am gay then that’s straight to proven gay
“Omg Ellie your so gay!!!”- Emelie “you wanna back that up buttercup? 😐”- Ellie *shows prove* (straight until proven gay)
by anonymous October 17, 2021
mugGet the Straight until proven gaymug.

proven by suga_trbl

it’s basically the physic desten saying to deedee that her best friend will like her back because she can predict future.
dee - i like her so much, i can’t wait to see her again tomorrow.
desten - having crushes are fun and on top of that its proven by suga_trbl that someone is more likely to like u back once they figure out you like them.
by zzzzzd January 20, 2021
mugGet the proven by suga_trblmug.

Provened

To be proven; to prove.
I just provened that you're bad.
by flynnn June 20, 2022
mugGet the Provenedmug.

Press Proven

a lingo used by fotballers so that benies wont clock it
"ur not Press Proven"
by DD7 April 30, 2025
mugGet the Press Provenmug.

Provenance Pickle

An involuntary bowel movement upon hearing the value of an antiquity.
Charlotte was on Antiques Roadshow with that ugly painting she had hanging behind the chiffonier in her boudoir. When she found out it was worth $69,0000 she lost control and beefed a Provenance Pickle into her bloomers.
by Beef Mcgriddle February 13, 2021
mugGet the Provenance Picklemug.

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