Proboner

(adj.) Choosing to have sex with a man or woman or perform a sexual act for free as a means of philanthropy.

After retiring, Gladys started dishing out sexual favors proboner to keep busy while enriching the lives of those around her.

by Annalizzo August 3, 2010

Get the protein out the provolone

1. Reap the benefits of the situation.

Person 1: Cody said he'd pay me double for my stereo.

Person 2: Get the protein out the provolone!

by xtehWalrusx December 30, 2011

Alex Provalone

Some fag who everyone hates.

Harrison said, "Fuck you ALEX PROVALONE"

Greg said, "ha he totally deserved it for being an Alex."

by FUCKYOUALEXX October 22, 2014

provaloned

When someone is very upset or annoyed about a situation or at someone. It is another word for being "cheesed".

Elisa, i didn't write back to him. He's going to be so provaloned

by eliannav May 15, 2011

proboner

Verb; to discuss the definition of a term.

"I proboned masticate today"

by Rob Murray April 19, 2005

dufus cunt provolone ball

an asshole-ish idiot

Dude, your a dufus cunt provolone ball!

by erisch September 8, 2006

provolone

a description of an asianese/french person describing their obvious lack of knowledge and smell. synonymous with bucket

Mrs. Eidson is a stank ass provolone.

by 3rd period french October 11, 2005