Petarded

As retarded as a Peter.

I swear gregs F**king petarded!

by petabread/petard July 3, 2008

puntarded

A male who has no idea what he is doing in bed. Retarded when it comes to the PUN.

Eddie: Am I good at eating pun?
Jess: Yeah, you're not puntarded.
Eddie: Sweet!

by SkankyChicken November 21, 2013

Protard

A term used aboard merchant vessels when setting ship's chronometer forward after crossing time zones.

Remember to protard your clock tonight so you don't arrive late to watch.

by prosavage August 21, 2021

Potarded

one who exhibits qualities of a retard, sped, or dumbass as a result of the excessive use of cannibus otherwise known as marijuana.

At bingo night ethan was crushing his shell bingo markers instead of using them. He was also very anti-social. He looked POTARDED.

by Tig Old Biddies, Pete, and Tim July 5, 2010

Pregtarded

The mental state while pregnant in which you forget things, do stupid things, or say stupid things and don't realize it.

When Jen was on her way to the lake with friends (towing a boat) she exclaimed "That boats on your ass". Jen didn't know it at the time but she was pregtarded.

by Dopeyete July 30, 2009

ProJared

A YouTube video game reviewer who strikes a perfect balance between humor and facts to effectively voice his opinions on the games he reviews. He is also a professional improv actor and his panels at cons are hilarious!

Did you see the latest ProJared video? It was awesome!

ProJared's review of Virtual Hydlide was hilarious!

by Zimmby January 17, 2014

protard

Protard is a combination of the words "professional" and "retard", and is generally used someone who is consistently stupid in their actions.

"You put a quarter on my seat? You Sir, are a protard."

by Godspeed December 5, 2004