Brophylactic

When one bro prevents another bro from obtaining sexual goals. Primarly happens between college roomates.

Dude you better find some other room to sleep in. Dont be a brophylactic.

by Steve the Palm Tree September 4, 2009

prophylactics

Used to prevent your cack from dropping off after banging sheisty bizzos.

I need to swing by the Walgreen's to swipe some of them prophylactics before I head over and drop the hammer on that crusty bitch Colleen's ass.

by Bill February 12, 2006

Phophylactic

Sentence Enhancer- used to make any word or set of words more exciting

"Im not happy, Im Phophylactic!" - Dave Chapelle

by A Randombeaner June 19, 2004

Prophylactose intolerant

Someone who doesn't like utilyzing condoms or commonly known as prophylactics. As in can't tolerate jim hats, rubbers etc. Typically most known to men.

I got a date tonight and she is so fine I will tell her before dinner that I am prophylactose intolerant.

by Spank Master Boogie April 21, 2018

prophylactize

Verb: the act of utilizing a device to prevent the spread of disease.

I prophylactized myself with a chastity belt.

I prophylactized myself with a condom.

by vixen house wife December 2, 2011

prophylacktics

Substances designed to ensure dat enough of something exists.

Greedy/spoiled/debauched people should be prescribed prophylacktics so dat dey will be content wif merely modest/reasonable amounts, standards, performances, etc.

by QuacksO August 24, 2022

Prophynaptic

When you're not tired yet, but you know you will be in an hour or two, so you take a nap to prevent that sleepiness that prevents you from being productive later on.

"Do you find yourself tired throughout the day? Do you spend hours trying to study or work, but find yourself dozing off and regretting it later? Consider taking a prophynaptic. Because investing 20 minutes now will save you hours of non-productivity later!"

by StudyingIsMyLife December 16, 2011