Procasturbation

Putting off stressful events in life to masturbate.

Tim had a 10 page essay to write, so he procasturbated. This was a simple case of procasturbation.

by Ilikelittlesnakesandturtles August 9, 2012

propackstinate

Procrastination of packing before a trip.

Having flown 100,000 miles before July 1st, Chris decided to propackstinate before his trip to Hong Kong, because the martinis were calling him.

by chdow August 14, 2010

procastinate

To waste time convincing somebody that they have to get a cast put on their broken limb.

Ortho Doc 1: It took me 10 minutes to convince that dude he needed a cast and couldn't go home with just an elastic bandage and crutches!

Ortho Doc 2: Yeah, sometimes ya just gotta procastinate with these guys. Part of the job.

by brainyuck July 17, 2011

Procasternate

To Waste time using Procaster when you could be doing much more productive work

I was planning on doing math homework but I decided to Procasternate.

by Billie Gene October 29, 2010

procastraction

A mix between procrastination, distraction, and frustration. Usually involving homework, essays, and projects. Used mostly among junior/high school students.

Person 1: "Damn, I'm never going to finish this essay."
Person 2: "Procastraction?"
Person 1: "Definitely."

by meghanscrewrunzdeepyo April 2, 2009

Profalasting

To be a pro at failing to last whilst having sex

Girl 1: So will you be getting with Phillip again after last night?

Girl 2: No, he's profalasting *laughs*

by strangelittlenicky July 25, 2009

Procastiscaping

The act of playing RuneScape instead of doing something important. (ie. homework, Showering, Sleeping, eating)

Friend: dude why do you smell like ass?

You: I didnt shower this morning, I was to busy procastiscaping.

Friend: nerd... wanna go to Bandos later?

by Nitsew & Noir Rain May 19, 2011