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PRoner

The visible physical excitement for spending a vacation in Puerto Rico. They are typically inversely proportional to cold weather and the amount of snow on the ground.
"Dude, I'm so excited for spring break in PR. My PRoner is about 5 inches in girth right now." - Ray

"Did you see those Puerto Rican hotties on facebook? They gave me quite the PRoner." - Dan Van

"This trip's going to be PRonerrific." - Caleb
by Ray Nassar March 4, 2009
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Zero pronged fork

I eat cereal with a zero pronged fork.
by ClayCrompton June 9, 2020
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progervative

A progressive conservative in approach to problem solving. A person who is progressive by recombining ideas that worked in the past into new ideas. Progressives generally want to try things that didn't work in the past, because, well, it wasn't them trying it, and they are way cooler than the last people. (Or they don't know it failed last time.) Conservatives generally like trying things that worked before but aren't smart or cool enough to make cool or clueless people understand or like the old idea.
Obama is slippin! He talked all progressive, but he's like some dang progervative.
by progervative January 25, 2009
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Proner

When a professional's skills induce a brain boner.
"I just watched this and it gave me the biggest Proner!"

"That performance gave me the biggest Proner I've had in years."

"They're so talented the whole room probably shared a Proner"
by BrothaMugen July 4, 2014
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prongered

A sudden unexplained departure. Due to Chris Pronger leaving Edmonton less than a week after the finals.
Dude, that chick prongered on me. What a shame.
by duuby October 26, 2006
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chess progger

Usually a young individual from the ages of 12 to 24 that
uses a hacked chess UCI to cheat at online chess, thus giving
them a highly inflated ELO rating, while skewing legitimate
players ratings. Their internet ELO rating is usually well
over the master level of 2200, even though their real world,
Over The Board (OTB) rating is typically below 1400.
By cheating unknown individuals over the internet anonymously, proggers give themselves a false sense of accomplishment and gratification. They are selfish losers who only care about winning at any and all costs.
Damn it! That little fucking chess progger checkmated me again in under 30 moves and in only two minutes, twenty seconds (five minute clocks).
by V0n December 2, 2011
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Proggers

Another way of saying "poggers" (the epic gamer version of "Awesome") but with an R before the o. Sounds a bit more crisp. (ie, "pretty poggers" or "pretty proggers")
"This tea is pretty proggers huh mate?"

"The proggers principle said we can totally do it"
by Rousate May 17, 2021
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