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proffed

Acquired, as in the 'acquisition of military resources', or, as is more than likely the case, - stolen.
He proffed, when he found the item unattended.
by Donkey Walloper July 22, 2016
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proff

to have a personality, your spirit and pride, to describe something that has no words to describe it.
the peach was so yummy it was proff!
by your mom to the power February 13, 2010
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proffing

When one takes on the personality of a professor and proceeds to forcefully lecture someone on an issue of which they believe they are the resident expert in, but in which they possess no knowledge or experience.

Generally becomes more pronounced with intoxication or during male bonding sessions. Often the phrase "I'll give you the hot tip..." is a precursor to an episode of proffing.
P1. Hey, did you hear Adam last night at the party lecturing Justin on the proof of global warming?

P2. Yeah, he sure gave him a proffing!
by Rocky Bread February 3, 2010
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Proff

Fabrication of fact used to support an argument, i.e. Photochops that attempt to mislead the reader. Sometimes the falsification is intentionally obvious, done for humorous effect.

Etymology: Derived from misspelling of word "proof" commonly found on Internet message boards, in the context of political or other arguments.
Here is proff that the President is lying: --fabricated story--
by DCrazy November 15, 2003
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proffesional musician

A proffesional musician is someone who is extremely proficiant at playing a certian instrument, and does it for a living. Now, someone who is trying to become a proffesional musician is really just someone who is about to become homless (it's the harsh reallity).

I am someone who wants to be a proffesional musician so it's ok that I am making fun of them.
Boy oh boy, there's another attempt at a proffesional musician. I wish he would just give up.

HOLY BANANAS, that wooly mamoth has to be the best proffesional musician in the world! I mean who else could play the trombone like that?!
by Piece_Of_Shit_Musician October 1, 2017
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poffy

that dog looks poffy. i should cuddle it.
by srhh April 8, 2020
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Proffitt

someone who steals jokes from better comedians
Yo, Chris Rock was a Proffitt when he said that joke about whoreses last night!
by Slappy McSchmucko January 15, 2008
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