trust the process

Trusting the process involves supporting a team who is tanking on purpose in order to hoard draft picks as well as assets. Trust the process, also abbreviated as TTP, is somewhat cult-like at times.

Sixers fans TTP by rooting for their team despite three continuous years of less than 20 wins.
Other NBA teams claim to trust the process, but only Sixers fans really get it.

by InHinkieWeTrust July 25, 2016

Mr. Prochilo

A Pedophile head ass teacher who talks too damn fucking much. He looks up little girls skirts and takes pictures of them and jacks off to the pictures every night . He watches gay porn and sucks the principals dick. Yes mrs. Kramer is a dude. He is probably dating a 10 year old. He claims he has money and I’m like bitch where. He doesn’t like niggas so beware white hoes you might get molested by him. He has a pedophile mustache and then sus ass glasses. Beware

Oh there he goes Mr. Prochilo looking at lil girls.

by The tea has been spilled hoes October 30, 2018

Procasterbating

The act of masterbating instead of doing something important. (ie. homework)

Jim: Instead of doing that project, I was procasterbating.

Me: ZOMG me too!

by bob mcd June 16, 2007

precycling

Using empty boxes, bags, bottles, etc. to fill with garbage before actually throwing them (and the garbage) away, rather than recycling them and waiting for them to be reincarnated as a box, bag, or bottle made from recycled goods.

Clerk: "Would you like a bag?"
Customer: "Yes please. I don't really need it to carry this stuff, but I'll be precycling it because my bathroom trash can is full and consequently needs a new liner."
Clerk: "How very clever of you. Is that really a word?"
Customer: "Urban Dictionary thinks so, so... yes."

by testicles...that is all October 10, 2009

processor

A short way of saying "Central Processing Unit" (CPU). It is a computer term to define the hardware that allows you to run applications

"A computer will not run without a processor"

"Wow, I just upgraded my processor so I can run programs faster!"

by Brian1313 March 28, 2008

procasturbate

to masturbate, so to put doing something off, like cleaning the dishes, or meeting the neighbours.

"For fucks sake Gerald, stop procasturbating and come meet Ada next door."

by Biafra J July 26, 2004

Pricycle

A slang term for somebody who engages in sexual acts with fruit, particularly Bananas, Cucumbers, Watermelons and Pineapples.

The name stems from the word "Bicycle", where due to the strain of the fruit sex, the person ends up walking like they are riding a bike...

"Oh, that Emma, She's such a Pricycle"
"Yeah, that little fruit buggerer"

by Josh Knight May 2, 2006