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Procreator's remorse

The sense of regret after having children. It may stem from fear of making the wrong choice, guilt over extravagance, or a suspicion of having been overly influenced by friends, parents, or a partner.
Jim was on the fence about having children and once he did he was struck with a bad case of procreator's remorse.
by Ligonier March 20, 2013
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Brocreation

When two straight dudes want to take their bromance to the next level.
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. Bert and Ernie.

Brocreation: The Tandem Bicycle.
by KevinDoyleTheBromantic October 25, 2009
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proration

In fighting games, proration is a numerical value given to a certain attack that shows what percentage 'damage penalty' you get for using the attack in a combo.

For example, let's say you have attack A with 100% proration and attack B with 80% proration, and both can combo into each other interchangeably. Chaining A->B will have no effect on the damage output by attack B because attack A has 100% proration. However, chaining B->A will have an effect on the damage output by A; B has 80% proration, so attack A will only do 80% damage in this combo. Proration effects can also be stacked, which is the reason why button-mashing comboers often find themselves doing very little damage near the end of their string of attacks.
To find out what moves are good to start combos with, you should not only know how slow the move is and what it chains into, but you should also keep in mind the proration it has.
by qqOiOpp January 2, 2011
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procreastination

procreating for the sake of procrastination.

or

having sex to avoid doing work
procreastination - myself and my wife both had to write reports for work at the weekend, but they were boring so we procreastinated all afternoon instead.
by simonzephyr August 26, 2012
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Proception

1. A process by which ones experiences and encounters with the environment and behaviors, change their ideas and thoughts.

2. A process of developing new ideas through intentional interaction with the physical world and human behaviors.

3. A combination or the words process and conception.
The basis for the new product was a proception that was heavily influenced by wasteful consumption.
by CSMILE November 27, 2012
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procrestineating

Eating continuously for long periods of time to avoid beginning a boring/gruelling activity. If done on a regular basis you WILL get fat.
Joe: I should do some study after I've finished dinner. Oh wait I'm still hungry *grabs chips*
Two hours later
Mother: Joe, I pay for your ******* university fees! Stop procrestineating!
by Hithereyou November 3, 2013
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Professional Procreator

Any person or persons who consider the having of children as an occupation.

Trading their fertility for wages (benefits) and perks of the job (larger council house and car)

Slowly becoming the main profession of many areas of the UK.
"Whoa, Janice has had a fifth kid?"

"Yeah, and that means another 10 grand a year and a new house with a sixth bedroom."

"She's employee of the month for professional procreators..."
by AddictedSnapper April 21, 2010
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