Procrastibating

Masturbating to pass the time when putting off an event or responsibility.

No, sorry. I didn't finish my homework. I was too busy procrastibating.

by Aaronface September 22, 2009

Procrastivapers

Pro·cras·ti·vapers
PEOPLE who puts off doing anything to VAPE before doing it.🔥💨

🔥 Ronnie, Vincent and Ernesto are constant Procrastivapers

by ClassicRonnie November 27, 2019

Coitus Procrastination

The act of thinking about football, soccer, golf, dead puppies, your mom etc etc during sexual intercourse causing a disruption in your exitement level and thus, not cumming as fast as you normally would (i.e. 1 minute)

Joe- I was about to cum while having sex with my girlfriend, but i had to resort to coitus procrastination since it had only been 45 seconds since penetration.

Mark- Awesome bro! I will start coitus procrastinating from now on!!

Pablo- Que? No el inglishh

by MrPollo2010 February 23, 2010

procrastivape

pro·cras·ti·vape

To put off doing anything to VAPE. 💨

🔥 I gotta PROCRASTIVAPE real quick before we watch the movie💨

by ClassicRonnie November 27, 2019

Procrastivaper

pro·cras·ti·vaper
a person who habitually puts off doing things to VAPE.

🔥 I'm a constant procrastivaper

by ClassicRonnie November 27, 2019

Like mate stop procrastinating

The most perfect line ever said by Chan from stray kids

Stay 1: have you finished the assignment yet?
Stay 2: nahhh, I’ll do that tomorrow..
Stay 1: omg.. like mate stop procrastinating!

by Chikkinnugges December 12, 2020

procrastinating

what you're doing right now. get the fuck off and finish your work.

seriously why are you even reading this? you're wasting time. go do some work. now. no more procrastinating.

by southafricansomeone May 18, 2010