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procrastichat

From procrastination (to waste time) and chat (to talk, especially over the internet)

The act of continuing to chat to a friend using an internet chat program, long after you both should have stopped and gone to work/bed/the loo etc.
It is common for procrastichatters to exchange goodbye's several times during the period of procrastichat
Person 1. We really must stop procrastichatting

Person 2. Yeah. Talk to you tomorrow

1. K, bye

2. Oh, before you go...

(Ad nauseum)
by Deluded Illusion July 16, 2008
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procrastinate

How 75% of Urban Dictionary's are created.
I should be doing my History Review right now but I decided to procrastinate.
by Adam Hussey May 26, 2008
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procrastination

what a majority of teenagers are best at.
"im so darn good at procrastinationing its bad!
by tess.. duh October 27, 2008
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Productive Procrastination

Productive Procrastination is what happens when you take speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, blue speed) and focus on the wrong things. Instead of doing your homework, you're hyperfocused on cleaning the house, sweeping the floor, mopping the floor, cleaning the windows and mirrors with vinegar, folding laundry, and more.
Tyler: I took 25mg of blue speed (Blue Ethylamphetamine) and I cleaned my room and alphabetized my PS2 videogame collection.

Josh: You're supposed to be doing your homework! You're doing productive Procrastination!
by CognitiveFuel January 30, 2023
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procrastination

I procrastinated too long, and now the paper is due tomorrow! I haven't even started on it yet!! *starts writing nonstop*

Procrastination brings about the most busy day of your live eventually if you keep doing it.
by SomeBadJoke April 18, 2006
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procrastination

1. the act of putting things off for later
2. the act that 97.466% of all people are committing this very second
3. i'll tell you later...
4. .........
Fake Procrastinator) Hey, you should join the "procrastination" group on Facebook! I just did!
True Procrastinator) Maybe tomorrow...
by herebutGONE January 3, 2010
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Procrastipation

Well, we can all be guilty of procrastinating when it comes to tasks of difficulty or importance.
But this little double whammy really takes the cake. It is for that person who prides themselves
on "really" putting things off, if you know what I mean!! The severely lazy and constipated person who
not only "can't" shit but absolutely refuses to do anything about it..They can usually be spotted by their
somewhat brownish/green complexion and more often than not thrive in the non-productivity of his/her bowel actions.

The eternal procrastination of constipation.
Leeroy was suffering from severe procrastipation.

Brian was procrastipated to the point of madness.
by Burgerboy March 6, 2007
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