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Procrasterbate

When there is something you had wanted to, planed, or needed to do, but against your better judgement, you spent the time materbating.
I was going to use my only free time today making an Urban Dictionary entry, but all I inevitably did was Procrasterbate.
by Jeo58 October 9, 2008
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Procrastibator

A person who puts off doing things for the purpose of persuing 'instant gratification activities' instead.
I am such a procrastibator - I didn't get my assignment done all weekend and now I'm all sore.
by krakadoom October 21, 2008
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Procrasterbating

Masturbating when there are important things to be done, or deadlines to meet.
I didn't finish my report because I was procrasterbating.
by Uh...Fred? November 13, 2011
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procrasterbate

v. to masturbate instead of tending to one's responsibilities, where the obvious and more productive and/or beneficial choice, such as finishing one's work or getting much needed rest, is put off for the duration of the "me time" session, and often ignored altogether.

see also procrasterbation, procrasterbator, procrasterbatory
frank: sorry i'm too tired to drive, man. i'm exhausted.
dave: really? didnt you go to your room to pass out at real early last night?
frank: yeah, but i didn't end up going to sleep until about 3 or so.
dave: why?
frank: i dont know, man. i watched "wild things" and it was stupid of me, but i started to procrasterbate for however long it takes form the opening credits to the end of that threesome scene.

or

jenny: what time will you be ready to go to the store to get ingredients for chili night?
kara: probably about five o'clock or so, but call me.
jenny: i swear, if you procrasterbate and aren't ready until a quarter past, you're done for.
by steve m g December 26, 2007
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A mug used for masturbation while pressing matters await.
That's not a milkshake, it's my procrasterbation mug !
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Procrastubator

A guy who never finishes tasks often over thinking the job, as there's always something more satisfying to attend to like long internet "research".
Hey Toby bud, you finished that guide you started building?
Na mate, I've been on the internet looking into what exhaust looks best on my bike and other important stuff.

FFS Toby lad, you are such a procrastubator just finish one thing, it can be your legacy!
by Davielad April 30, 2019
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Procrasterbating

Verb
The art of masterbating for excessive amounts of time without ejaculating.;
Edging for a ridiculous long time ;
Jacking off and delaying your climax to the point you lose the ability to;

The cause of "blue balls"
"I have been procrasterbating all day. Now I have blue balls and my nuts are full " fml
by Lauleneke Lukini Brown March 16, 2022
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