procrasturbate

to masturbate when you should be doing something more constructive.

I should have been doing laundry but I decided to procrasturbate all day instead.

by IAmLanky January 18, 2009

Procrastibating

When you have a long list of shit to get done but pleasure yourself instead

Me: “Hey man what’d you do this morning?”
Friend: “ Well I had a lot of stuff to do but I ended up procrastibating instead”
Me: “Nice.”

by TheBoysss April 25, 2021

procrastate

To procrastinate by eating.

I just procrastate this entire box of cookies instead of working in lab.

by dgreenf June 4, 2011

procrastibation

Masturbation to kill time when you should be doing something else.

I engaged in an epic procrastibation spree when I should have been writing a paper.

by Harthacnut March 1, 2009

procastibate

v. 1) stimulating one's own genitals to avoid work or obligation. 2) delay of action while masturbating.

derivatives:

procastibation, noun
procastibator, noun
procastibating, verb
procastibatory, adjective

"I had a ton of reading to do but after seeing that commercial with Jane Seymour in it, I decided to procastibate instead."

by Dr. Richard S. Troker February 23, 2010

Procrastibating

v. the act of using masterbation to distract oneself from attempt or completion of important tasks.

I should have studied for this final last night, but I was too busy procrastibating.

by B.Island.T January 8, 2011

procrastinate

to be lazy and not do things until the last minute

one time i procrastinated and didnt do my hw until 10:00 the night before it was due. and one time i finally started a project the day after it was due. yes i am a procrastinator

by future dropout June 2, 2004