Pro-vaxxer

Someone who believes scientific research over someone who has searched on Google for two hours
I am a pro-vaxxer, unlike my anti-vaxxer cousin, whose children won't make it past 5 years-old.
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A person who believes in modern medicine to help prevent millions of people from dying each year.

A person who knows not to ask advice about vaccines, and other medical procedures, from a bunch of uneducated strangers on a computer.
They will seek to talk to a healthcare professional instead.

A person who doesn't try to scam people with their expensive and useless essential oils, diluted homeopathic unicorn tears and multiple gofundme accounts.

A person with infinite patience when dealing with anti-vaxxer and their regurgitated fake news articles and biased studies.

A person who knows coffee is a drink and not enema material.
A person who knows that urine is a waste product and should be flushed and not drunk.
A person who doesn't see people with autism as 'damaged and injured'.
Johnno is a pro-vaxxer. He loves his kids and so he gets them vaccinated. Be like Johnno.
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Someone who recognises and understands the benefits of their children not dying from preventable diseases.
My child didn't die from measles, because I am a pro-vaxxer and vaccinated my children.
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Someone who gets vaccines and vaccinates their kids because they’re not fucking dumb.
I’m a pro-vaxxer because I don’t want my child to die, Karen.
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A scientifically literate person who vaccinates themselves, their family and any pets they may have so that they may remain healthy.
Sally is a pro-vaxxer, so she got her flu shot every fall.
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A term used by anti-vaxxer soccer moms in order to pretend there are two equally valid sides to vaccines being used. This is usually followed up by bullshit claims of injury, mental illness or death pertaining to vaccines.
anti-vaxxer: vaccines are bad because they cause injuries and death!

pro-vaxxer (otherwise known as not a dumbass): Do you have proof?

anti-vaxxer: tthe government is censoring responses! I can't find it.
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Someone who actually listens to scientific evidence and ignores scaremongering tactics by snake oil salesmen, and vaccinated themselves and their children to protect themselves, their children, and the vulnerable in society from preventable disease
I'm a pro-vaxxer. I don't want to have to have 12 kids just so three can reach adulthood
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