prioritism

Is a philosophy which maintains that, within the order of nature in relation with the preserving or sustaining of life. All things are prioritized within a well balanced disposition based on there essential and necessary attributes in achieving the intended objective.

Within nature food, water and safety constitute the primary attributes of prioritism.

by Baron Neville September 14, 2016

minority priority

A term used to describe what happens when the local government goes out and spends ridiculous amounts of money to 'give everyone a fair chance" and "end discrimination" where really all they're doing is trying to save their asses from getting sued by some whiny parent that bitches about everything by throwing money at the problem so they can say "look we're doing nice things, look at all the nice things, we're broke now, but hey look at how nice we are" the end result is usually something incredibly stupid, that doesn't actually accomplish anything and often time actually has the reverse effect of increasing discrimination and taking chances away from people, it also opens the gate for more lawsuits which leads to complete bankruptcy because suing someone is now a fad, which leads to the collapse of society and/or the terrorists have won and manbearpig rules the world until we get Harrison Ford to fuck an atomic fish until it goes super-critical and destroys manbearpig's tyrannical reign, unfortunately Elton John survives and is now in charge of your lunch program which is how minority priority leads to gay kids getting to have lunch before you.

Thanks to minority priority in public schools if a guy wants to pretend to be a girl he can use the girls locker room as well as the girls bathroom and its considered okay.

by Bitch Puddin' December 7, 2010

Priorites

The most important people (thus the -ite) to see or things on a list of things to do.

Dude, what are your priorites this week?

Black Angels concert, meet Heidi Klum and clean out the 2-week old Taco Bell in the frig. That's it, man. Focused.

by neobigjack September 19, 2011

Trailer Park Priorities

When ones priorities are to own expensive, luxury items rather than to improve upon their living conditions.

Dave: Hey Bill! Did you see Joe's new Range Rover?

Bill: How did Joe buy a new Range Rover? He hasn't even had running water in his trailer for weeks!

Dave: Trailer Park priorities Bill, trailer park priorities...

by CorKy October 1, 2013

peniority

The state of having a longer or bigger penis than someone else

Lebron: Dude i have a bigger penis than shaq
Dwyane: Wow man you have peniority over him

by seksimopho September 5, 2012

prioritexting

When you haven't looked at your phone in a while and you see you have multiple new texts you read them all and decide what order to text back the people who have left you messages.

I have like 5 new messages so im prioritexting all of these people back because some are more important right now.

by allstar0419 April 8, 2012

Dorito prioritization

When a friend or certain someone chooses to spend time with you or chooses to talk to you over eating doritos.

Hey how good of friends are we?

Bro I told you. Dorito prioritization is where we are. I'd choose you over doritos bro.

by Poo c slayer November 16, 2021