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Princeton Fuck

A non-intercourse sexual activity involving inserting the penis in between squeezed thighs, just below the crotchital region and continuing in an intercourse-like manner.
No, I'm still a virgin; we only Princeton Fucked.
by chase your cap January 1, 2010
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Princeton, NJ

Often confused with the university of the same name, Princeton IS indeed a medium-sized town in New Jersey, home not only to the Tigers, but also Palmer Square, and more importantly, a centrally located J. Crew. Princeton also holds the record for having the most ice cream parlors in Mercer County, which include The Bent Spoon, Halo Pub, Thomas Sweet and Ricky's. Weekend activities include attending football games, trying to sneak into the university eating clubs, driving the loop and sitting on the wall. Commonly referred to by Princetonians as "town." Considered elitist and snobby by most of New Jersey.
See Orange Bubble and Princeton for additional information.
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb in Princeton?

Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis.
by Meg January 23, 2005
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Princeton Meat Slap

The act of slapping one's member across an unexpecting party's face.
When Eric was sleeping I ran into the room and gave that cunt a Princeton Meat Slap across his face!
by Eric the Red December 15, 2004
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Refers to the attempt by a Very Conservative student to gather sympathy by coming to class looking and claiming he was beaten up by liberals. On top of that he tried frame left-wingers by sending hate/death threats to prominit conservative students on campus in hopes off giving the publisity.
The sutdent responsible for this hoax got national attention thanks to the Right-Wing Noise Machine who blew the insident out of porportian before the whole story unfolded. The Student later admitted to police that he had made it up.
by Bob_the_Patriot January 16, 2008
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Princeton Popper

When some body loses their butt hole virginity.
Dude I totally gave Natalie the old Princeton Popper
by Eric Hines December 13, 2012
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Princeton

Ivy League school that has inflated opinion of itself. Expensive investment as a hope for for success
#1 "My senior thesis at Princeton concerned Hegel and his..."
#2 "Dude, just shut the fuck up and give me my pizza"
by ThunderMummy November 11, 2005
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The Princeton Blumpy

Basically a modified version of the blumpy.
A Princeton Blumpy is when someone (person A) performs oral sex on someone else (person B) who is having a bowel movement and there is someone (person C) who is getting "pooped" on (usually the face). However, half way through this act, person C will slowly move their face up to the sphincter of person B until they eventually reach the sphincter and then "cork it"(stopping the further flow of feces by blocking the sphincter with the tongue).

However, if the person's tongue can not hold the pressure of the flow of feces and they pull away their tongue, the fecal matter that escapes in this "explosion" is known as "The Koprek Kannon"
Steve: "So what did you, Amanda, and Reginald do last night?"
Roger: "Well, we tried out The Princeton Blumpy"
Steve:"oh...did the kannon happen?"
Roger:"Nope"
by shea April 28, 2004
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