Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5

Pulling your cock in a furious manner while locked in your bedroom after telling your parents that you have gone upstairs to 'watch Star Trek'!

"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"

"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"

by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 29, 2009

Plucktard

Typical male that says all the wrong things to a woman.

"come see me well see whos the man" ..... dude imma girl, and your a Plucktard!

by Kttwthboundpaws October 27, 2006

Pritard

A person that drives a Prius. Pertains to Most prius drivers with a mental handicap when driving a Prius.

aagghhhh crap i'm stuck behind another pritard

by BB The Clown September 18, 2012

Fricktard

A super tard, someone that makes Paris Hilton look smart.

O my god Dave is a fricktard. Bill is fricktarded.

by Clamonjello June 6, 2011

fricktard

A better way of saying F***ing retard.
Another variation of this word is Fricktarded. Which is a way of saying F***ing Retarded.

Your such a fricktard Nathan.
Don't be so fricktarded Nathan.

by Sarah November 10, 2004

Pritard

The cuckhold retard driving the Prius in front of you, who is so who is so self conscious about his poor choice of transportation, that he must make all around him share his misery by refusing to drive an acceptable speed or allow others to pass.

Argh, If that pritard in front of me doesn't speed up there's going to be a toyota hood ornament on my F350.

by toaster2944 May 24, 2011

Plinktard

A man (usually white) tries to hang out with black people and is rejected.

White man: Hey mah nigguh, whats up dawg.
Black man: get out of here you damn white fool ass bitch.
this is an example of a plinktard

by FactsFTW November 4, 2011