presstitute

Either an individual reporter or news broadcaster, or a media news group, who reports to be unbiased, but is in fact tailoring their news to suite someone's goal (usually corporations or big business political affiliates).

The media is being accused of being a presstitute by many internet sites for downplaying Ron Paul as a GOP candidate in the 2012 elections.

by Gilgamesh1000 March 13, 2012

Intellectual Prostitute

Any mainstream media journalist. As coined by John Swinton, former chief of staff, The New York Times, in a 1953 speech before the New York Press Club.

"We are the tools and vassals of rich men behind the scenes. We are the jumping jacks, they pull the strings and we dance. Our talents, our possibilities, and our lives are all the property of other men. We are intellectual prostitutes."

That journalist never says what they really think because they are an intellectual prostitute.

by audiorbit November 15, 2011

Prostiture

Word resulting from accidentally hitting the r key instead of the t key when typing Prostitute.

I can'r rype Prostiture because I'm a srupid prick.

by Grammar Police (Weewooweewoo) September 28, 2009

presstitution

A fusing of the words Press and prostitution.
When reporters/news-casters are extremely biased they become prostitutes.

-did you see Diane Sawyer @abcworldnews "mistaking" Palestinian tragedy to be israeli?
-yeah that was some serious presstitution.

by Koolkrush July 10, 2014

profstitute

A person (usually female) who consistently chooses profile pictures on social media in which they are wearing little clothing to attract attention to themselves, and gain maximum "likes." Essentially selling themselves out for online attention.

"Yo bro did you see Jessica's new bikini prof pic? She got 450 likes!"
"Yeah cuz shes such a profstitute doe."

by Skilliam Shakespeare February 28, 2014

Legalized prostitution

When you take a girl to a movie and restaraunt on a date. The ugly, honest truth is that you expend money and bank on the off chance you actually get laid.

"How was your weekend?"
"Legalized prostitution bit me in the ass again, same old, same old."

by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005

Hang Out Prostitute

A person who is being paid to tutur, but never actually provides help. Instead of tutoring, a casual hang out takes place.

Sean: Whenever I go to tutor Ryan, we end up just hanging out. I feel like I shouldn't be getting paid.

Witty Person: Dude, you are a Hang Out Prostitute.

by SamuelRoss January 4, 2009