Guy:Hi, Mr. President! Love your shoelaces
The President:Thanks, they're new. Someone keeps stealing them...
The President:Thanks, they're new. Someone keeps stealing them...
by anonymous September 14, 2020
Get the The President mug.A cerebrally underdeveloped person who occupies the highest office or position of power, the responsibilities of which are far too great for that person's limited mental capabilities.
"George W. Bush will be regarded by future historians as the greatest, most dangerous presidentard in American history."
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Usually refers to a man who lives on fast food and diet soda. This man's only physical activity is over 100 days of golfing in a year and flopping around trying to find the remote control when it falls into the couch cushions.
A phrase describing an overweight stable genius after his annual physical.
A phrase describing an overweight stable genius after his annual physical.
by Nutzen YerMouf January 16, 2018
Get the fit to be President mug.Technique used when guys are being creepy or intruding on your personal space in a public place. Using your best Customer service voice, confidently ask them a question that only a toddler would be comfortable asking ie. how old are you? Do you have kids? How many teeth do you have? Is this your first time in a bar? Have you ever use deodorant before? The main goal is to throw them off their rhythm and confuse them enough to leave you alone.
Do it run for president baby!
This guy at the bar wouldn’t leave us alone so I said fuck it and ran for president
Baby runs for president.
This guy at the bar wouldn’t leave us alone so I said fuck it and ran for president
Baby runs for president.
by EmeraldAmeryllis January 11, 2022
Get the Baby runs for president mug.A "puppet" that says the same things as the previous presidents before him just to appeal to the public, and never actually follows through on most of these "promises", because the media is too busy eliminating our long-term memories.
Joe: Haven't you noticed that the past eight U.S. Presidents have done nothing different when it comes to foreign policy or energy?
Scott: Shhh...I'm watching the news.
Scott: Shhh...I'm watching the news.
by tylerdurden89 July 4, 2010
Get the U.S. Presidents mug.presidunce (prez id unts) NOUN. A person appointed to the presidency by back room deals because of his criminality or incompetence, to further criminal enterprises. (See Ulysses S. Grant, Warren G. Harding, Calvin Coolidge, Herbert Hoover, William Howard Taft, William Henry Harrison, Richard Milhouse Nixon, Ronald Reagan, George Herbert Walker Bush, George Walker Bush) From “president” and “dunce.”
You got your evil presidunces and your incompetent presidunces, but how do you top a man who says, "They never stop thinking of ways to hurt our country, and neither do we."
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