Kentucky Preserves

KY Jelly

She was so dry we had to whip out the Kentucky Preserves last night.

by IronDrummer February 27, 2011

France Prešeren

Slovenian musician. He wrote a Slovenian anthem. France Prešeren was tha biggest pijanec in the country of Slovenia. He liked a Julija but she didn’t like him. This motherfucker is a big celebrity in Slovenia just because he wrote a few songs. We hate him.

girl:a si se nauču zdravljico?
guy: pizda ta France Prešeren ej zkva jo je napisu!

by How yoz doin January 22, 2021

preservative

The thing that you give to small children telling them it's a balloon. Condom.

Martin: Wait, I'll put on a preservative.
Claudia: That's OK, I'm on the pill.
Martin: God exists...!

by analphabet November 13, 2007

Perserverance

Being just crazy enough to see it to the end...

That seemed impossible but because of perserverance they actually did it!

by Kristi me xoxo June 4, 2016

Preservation-fucked

When your community saves so much water/electricity, that your water/electricity company has to raise its prices for usage, so then going back to using water/electricity more laid back will become a bad idea.

"Why is water becoming more expensive for the city now?"

"Oh, cause last year I tried really hard to encourage everyone to save water in several different ways. I guess more people acted than expected."

"Well thanks to you, the WHOLE city is preservation-fucked!"

by saveRplanet April 8, 2010

jelly preserver

A very close friend that one would call upon in a time of need.

"money or murder, you my n***a, my jelly preserver. Ima ride, baby till the judge give me a verdict". Lil Wayne - Tha Mobb - The Carter 2

by Big Bruce Texas June 25, 2009

preservation through destruction

1-To remember something vividly by destroying it completely.
2- To keep something only after destroying it.

"At 250,000 miles, all we had left of that truck was it's preservation through destruction."

"After the apocalypse, it was said that cities were to be remembered by their preservation through destruction."

by Mike Losquadro November 5, 2006