Rerection

The second erection following that first easy one that finished before you even started.

I'm so sorry. This usually doesn't happen... honestly. Hold on, I'll have my rerection any minute.

by HummerND February 16, 2009

Revising Perfection

To be so awesome that people's views on what perfection is are altered and raised to your level of awesomeness.

Bill: Dude did you see that awesome band last night?
Fred: Yeah man they were Revising Perfection!

by Revising Perfection October 28, 2009

Preheation

The state in which an oven is being or has been preheated in order to cook munchies.

Preheation is almost complete, then 10 to 12 minutes to cook before enjoying delicious pizza rolls.

by DeMullet January 7, 2011

fake weather prediction

The mind boggling attempt made by 45 to convince Poland and the public that Alabama was in the predicted path of Dorian by extending the National Weather Service’s actual charted trajectory by using his trusty black Sharpie marker to lamely do so.

I cancelled this bullshit Poland visit and then made a very big Vegas bet online that Alabama would wind up in Dorian’s path and you fuckheads need to let me put this on the news to legitimize it, even if it is a fake weather prediction!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

Selective Perfectionist

The name given to a person that chooses to complete random tasks to perfection, but lacks the ability to perfect or even attempt the other necessary tasks in life. A Selective Perfectionist has the full potential to do everything "just right" but chooses to waste all of their time perfecting something else when other things require attention. Also known as procrastinating.

See also: Selective hearing

Example one:
John: *In an over-enthusiastic voice* "I just spent 7 hours at work today organizing and perfecting some file drawers, I even re-color coded everything and put it in super-alphabetical order"

Diane: "Well that's great for you John, but have you done your laundry yet or taken out the garbage?"

John: "Uh, no."

Jane: "You're such a selective perfectionist. I want a divorce."

Example two:

Mom: "Jeffrey, have you cleaned up your room yet or packed for the Florida trip?"

Jeffrey: "Not jussst yet. See, I was playing Spore and I started creating my creature, then it needed wings, and I thought some horns would look pretty cool. Then I just had to give it some big eyes and razors for feet. And..."

Mom: "For f@#$ sake Jeffrey, you're 24. Put down the video game and turn your selective perfectionst attitude towards things that need your attention, like your room, or a SHOWER. I need a drink"

by itjustclicked May 8, 2010

Prection

Derived from Super Junior member KangIn's back tattoo "actions are more PRECTION than words." Where "PRECIOUS" was the word he tried to spell.

The puppy is so Prection!

by AnitaIp January 20, 2009

Perfectionist Paralysis

The inability to start on a project, assignment, essay or any creative task due to the fear of not getting it perfectly right.

Joe: You haven't started writing your paper yet?
Bob: Nope
Joe: Isn't it due tomorrow?
Bob: Yep.
Joe: I thought you went to the library and did your research, made your notes and wrote your outline.
Bob: I've got perfectionist paralysis.

by anthubc2010-perfectionist_par October 14, 2010