preposterous

adjective meaning something that is absoloutely absurd and/or doesn't make sense.

The website preposterous.ca doesn't make any sense!
It's preposterous.

by lurker August 14, 2004

prepone

Function: transitive verb

Inflected forms: pre•poned; pre•pon•ing

Etymology: Latin preponere to place before, prepone, from pre- + ponere to place -- more at POSITION

Date: Has been in use in urban English spoken in India since at least the 1950s

To advance an event or activity to an earlier time. The closest American usage is “to advance” the timing of something. The word came into vogue in urban India as the opposite of “postponing” something.

“To make sure we get to enjoy the fireworks display that starts promptly at 9 PM, let us prepone the dinner engagement to 7 rather than 8 tomorrow evening”

by Nik Dholakia August 21, 2006

Prepositional-Proposition Theorem

In the case where the prepositional phrase “in bed” is added to the end of a fortune cookie saying, the entire phrase will always makes sense and could potentially make you more appealing to your date.

In an attempt to captivate and entice Jill, Matt applied the Prepositional-Proposition Theorem to his fortune cookie saying and announced “Your talents will be recognized and you will be rewarded...in bed.” Unfortunately, his date Jill was not impressed.

by jayedee March 31, 2009

Prepooping

Prepooping is when you start pushing before you get to the bathroom. Some people using prepooping to cut down on bathroom time. This action can lead to accedantal post poop.

Example
Dude we can't leave yet I started prepooping.

by Mandie gehron February 26, 2017

premolition

Advance dream-like vision of a destructive act (a building or bridge collapsing, for example).

What a wild dream last night. I dreamed I saw a bunch of bricks falling and in the morning, our retaining wall had collapsed. Total premolition.

by flyingdog December 30, 2009

premonition

a feeling of an evil to come;
an early warning about a future event;

she had a presentiment that she would be raped by her lawyer!

by max September 17, 2004

Premo

A word to describe that something is good

Thats Premo
Thats Cool

by Masa01 January 11, 2005