Prepare For Trouble, Make it double

Another way to ask someone to change the channel.

Yo bro, Prepare for Trouble, Make It Double during the commercial breaks or give the remote to someone who will

by jsorcan August 10, 2019

Prepare your asshole

An exclamation when an upcoming event or deadline is approaching that will most likely lead to hardship. This can be used synonymously with the phrase "Your gonna get raped".

Dakota - "Man, I have two test, a paper, and finals are coming up... I am going to fail out of college...."

Travis - "Well damn, you better prepare your asshole.."

by xSSKT May 24, 2011

Prepare ur anus

get ready to get fucked

playing a game online"
Player A PREPARE UR ANUS FUCKER, then player A rage quit and leaves.

by u stupid racist cunts April 18, 2018

prepare for battle

get ready for work -(prepare for battle comes from an ancient video game called 'space fury')

hey dude, some more of this skonk? -no thanks, i've got to prepare for battle!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

Prepare my anus

A phrase used when dreading an uncomfortable situation.

Jane: Hey Dave what's got you all balled up?

Dave: My wifes' parents are stay over all week, I gotta prepare my anus.

by JustAnotherUselessUser June 2, 2019

prepare for love day

this day is celebrated when you ask someone to be your valentine and then when actual Valentine’s Day comes, you have a valentine already scheduled to be with you!!

“hey it’s prepare for love day, would you like to be my valentine on February 14th?”
“oh my gosh yes!!”
“ok!”

by Kyla Davis January 28, 2026

Read and Prepare

A tactic used by teachers in collaboration with Satan in order to keep students awake until 3 am. It is said that halfway through a read and prepare, students begin seeing John Smith in their nightmares. Pretty much the definition of masochism.

Guy: Do you wanna go out?
Girl: I'd rather do a read and prepare on the night before it's due.

Jared: I'm gonna start the read and prepare the night before it's due since I have so much work.
John: RIP ur gonna die.

by bruhmoment1095 October 9, 2021