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precum

It's that little sploog that appears on your pants when a company sees the cash money cream dough snack duckets about to be made, then it hops off your weiner and you cannot finish. Pre-Tax Income = Precum
Hey Jim what's Goldman's precum in Q4 for fiscal year 2011?
by Alex Herrick July 12, 2011
mugGet the precummug.

precumable

one who is attractive enough to cause others to precum.
Joshua Lee Young is so precumable, looking at him has caused Allen Waiserman to precum
by JoshuaLeeYoung January 27, 2019
mugGet the precumablemug.

Precum baby

An excuse given by many to explain an unintended pregnancy who don't want to admit that they forgot to pull out or take the pill.Everyone seems to know someone who supposedly had a precum baby,and it always seems to be someone they know remotely,i.e. a friend of a friend of their cousin's babysitter's sister.
Britney: "My sister's best friend's neighbor's cousin's wife's friend's half-sister had a precum baby."

Sarah: "You mean your sister's best friend's neighbor's cousin's wife's friend's half-sister's boyfriend didn't get it out in time."
by GrammarKnozzy March 27, 2013
mugGet the Precum babymug.

Precum baby

A baby who's success, intelligence, and achievements is limited because it originates from ejaculation that have not been fully developed yet.
"Joe couldn't graduate community college."

"Why?"
"BECAUSE he's a precum baby."
by Clyp May 27, 2015
mugGet the Precum babymug.

Mustard Precum

That watery shit that comes out before you squirt your mustard
I just shot so much mustard precum. It's gonna ruin my weiner
by Joeyfromtheblock March 11, 2015
mugGet the Mustard Precummug.

precum princess

A man or woman who suck a great cock and love milking out the precum. They just keep sucking it till it's empty!
Jack is a big precum princess. He used to suck cock at the adult theater and save the precum he milked out and spit it into a little bottle. Then he'd use it for liube when he was jerking off!
by Prizzin gard May 29, 2017
mugGet the precum princessmug.

Tactical precum

A tactical treat that cannot be beat, served in vials across the street.
“No! You can not sell tactical precum to kindergartners!
Why not?”
by Ember2047 March 10, 2021
mugGet the Tactical precummug.

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