practice making babies

sexual intercourse without the intent of pregnancy

Guy 1: Damn Tanya's so freaking hot. I want to make babies with here.
Guy 2: No man, you don't want to get her to get the pregs, just practice making babies with her.

by Cup O Noodles October 27, 2008

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Practice Noob

Someone that is used for practice in a video game, that isn't good at that said video game.

Walshy: Victory and Mackeo were my practice noobs.

by i_pk_pjers_i September 10, 2009

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A practice push is when you need to do a large fart, e.g. in a farting competition, and you're not sure if the next fart will take you over the limit into a full blown poo. To perform a practice push you squeeze a fart until it is just about to be released and then relax. If a poo is imminent, then there will be bowel movements and you will feel the poo coming. This gives you just enough time to rush to the nearest loo, which you wouldn't have had the time for if you just attempted to unleash the fart straight away.

"I'm going to win this farting competition right here, right now."
"Are you sure you can release without crapping yourself like last time?"
"Yes, i've had several practice pushes, i think i'm safe."

by Holyoake July 7, 2008

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practice player

Someone who looks good in practice but sucks in games.

Jon: yo did you see Jerry at practice today? He was sick!

Jake: yea but he's a practice player.

Jon: true.

by Seanyboy103 November 8, 2013

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Practice Poke

The act of frivolous fornication with an unfortunate-looking girl to prepare you for more pleasurable, longer-lasting sex with a hot girl later in the night.

"Hello, could I practice poke you?"

"Ey Bob, I totally just practice-poked Betty."

by i81u812didn'tu? January 31, 2009

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