Dirty Pozze

1. When a man is fucking a girl from behind, he will pull out and insert strawberries into her ass through a funnel and then proceed to fuck the funnel.
aka. strawberry shortfuck

2. When a black male is lifting weights a girl will come over and lick his ear. Distracted, drops the heavy weight on her, then fucks her while she is trapped beneath the heavy weight.
aka. rape

1."Yo can I have some strawberies on my waffles?"
"Sorry, i used them last night when I gave Sally the dirty Pozze."
"Youre a fuckin legend"

2. "Yo man how was your workout yesterday?"
"It was good, but some bitch licked my ear so I gave her the Dirty Pozze."
"Youre a fucking legend"

by Michele Druzina February 16, 2009

getting a pozzer on

When a mans genitalia feels uncomfortable in his trousers/pants so he needs to reposition them around by shaking his legs or crouching.

Hang on a sec, mate, I'm getting a pozzer on

by Hark Marper February 4, 2009

Pezzed

'Pezzed' (Verb past tense) - such severe anal phinger phun that said recipient's head flings back in the fashion of a Pez dispenser as the tips of the index and forefinger emerge with vigour

Ainsley Harriet grinned as he pezzed yet another unsuspecting victim, his head flinging back in the fashion of a Pez Dispenser

by pezdispense June 4, 2015

Puzzed

The act of getting buzzed after only drinking "female" or "fruity" alcohol. You refer to one being "puzzed" because they are "pussy buzzed", seeing as how they could not drink hard liquor.

See also: Prunk

Person 1: I got so buzzed last night!
Person 2: What were you drinking?
Person 1: Boris'!
Person 2: You were puzzed...

by intelligent-thinker July 6, 2012

plozzed

when you and the mad cunts decide to get on the plozz and have a cheeky plozzing sesh on the weekend. All plozzing sessions must involve a bitta footy or you're a fuckin dogcunt. Nah but yeah at the end of the day just shut the fuck up before u get plozzed on you dog cunt.

gettin plozzed on a thursdee arvo karnt

by Plozzowski the unemplozzed cun October 27, 2021

Pazzed

‘Pazzed’ is a saying used when one has had sexual intercourse with paz and he put in a right good shift.

“Aye that bird last night was wicked, she got Pazzed all over”

by Paz2901 May 1, 2022

POZZEHELISH

The Inner And Outer Aura Of Feeling And Looking Fantastic Or Outstanding

This New Outfit Has Me Feeling POZZehelish

by MoonMan88 December 10, 2025