SUNY Purchase

A college set in a small town. Close to white plains, right by Manhattanville. Student body consists of musician, dancers, actors, cokeheads, pot heads, alcoholics, film makers and other random majors. Filled with inner city kids. Most of the students are "artists" and try to dress as oddly as possible to express their inner creativity. 50% gay and about 80% bisexual. This college has state troopers whose job it is to ruin as many lives as possible.

"What are you wearing tomorrow?"
"Well I was thinking about leggings, a patchwork skirt, my chuck taylors, and that shirt I got from goodwill...Wanna help me dye my hair tommorow? I was thinking Orange"
"Sure, wanna smoke in W2?"
"OK, because I go to SUNY Purchase"

by Jillian and Olivia October 28, 2006

Lousiana Purchase

When a girl's ass transforms into a large mass and volume within a very short period of time less than 12 months similar to the immediate U.S. land expanison of 1803.

Dan: Dude, I don't know how her ass got that big. It was small last year.

David: Yeah, it was, that's a total Lousiana Purchase.

by DHolman_est1993 April 28, 2011

purchase punch

A mixture of Hawaiian Fruit Punch and some sort of cheap grain alcohol or cheap Vodka (such as Dubra) and mixed and stored in a plastic shelf from a dorm storage unit. Often found at large parties and similar to jungle juice. Popular at Purchase College.

Yo! I got a bottle a' Dubra and two bottles of punch, let's make some purchase punch and charge freshman five bucks for a party!

by FreshyMcWeshy January 17, 2011

Porchatio

The combination of a porch and patio connected and treated as one single outdoor space.

Party at my house tonight on my porchatio.

It’s a great day to relax on the porchatio.

by rkl755 June 4, 2020

Louisiana Purchase

A girl is giving head to a guy, but a third party is moving her head up and down.

Did you hear that David gave John's mom a Louisiana Purchase?

by Tracy's Cherrie November 24, 2010

pourch monkey

A black person who lives in the ghetto.

That pourch monkey capped your ass with his tricked out gat.

by ...emerica... January 25, 2005

No Purchase Necessary

1)A common phrase in the advertising world - which gives rise to interesting loopholes - which tends to mean that you need not make a purchase to be counted as a contestant in an event.

2)Also, generally is a lie and means if you don't purchase but wanter to enter a contest, they'll send you a form to make you "feel" like a contestant.

The Sprite "under the cap" game said "no purchase necessary" right on the bottle, so Justin and David opened up all the bottles in the store and kept only the winners.

by Justin 47 Nishi November 4, 2004