Portered

I went to the hotel room to wash the vomit of my dress with Christian, went to sleep and woke up being Portered with Christian saying "I don't want to get you pregnant"

by Olio bandito March 4, 2021

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coultered

Any action or stimuli that prevents a male from getting an erection for at least 20 minutes.

After Brian found out Mary bought a strap-on, he was totally coultered.

by Patrickthegreatest1 September 14, 2008

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Poultered • Pottered • coultered • Portered • Polterdiddle • poultergeist • poulterwill • puttered • Puttered out • Pluttered

To apply your moose knuckle to a man's nose while he is either resting or passed out drunk. This will be followed by photographic evidence and mass amounts of belittling about how gay the person who was Coultered is. More affect can be gained if this is done in only a pair of tighty whities.

Tech 1: "Dude, I was so drunk last night and have the constant stench of balls on my face."

Tech 2: "Dude, you totally got Coultered"

by The Mat January 25, 2010

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pootered

When you are smoking weed and your bowl runs out of smokable weed, and there is only ashes left

dude, pack a new bowl. this one is pootered

by harry rich January 27, 2010

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Pottered

When your roommate and friend who handles the utility money, rent, and security deposit steals it and uses it for their own and then you get evicted and they don't pay you back.

You move in with you friend who supposedly owns a house. You pay a security deposit up front to him and then a year later when you get evicted because your friend who supposedly owned the home hasn't been paying any of the bills you were giving him rent and utility money for every month you also find out he was stole your security deposit then you just got Pottered.

by GoldMitus June 27, 2010

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