Poston Junior High

If you thought tanacon was a shitshow then you obviously haven’t been to Poston Junior High. This school has drugs underage drinking AND mormons. The students here have a great faculty! This includes: that shark bitch ms. Hoe-ard, Gay ass motherfucker mr. raper, and fuckin mr. clean. More bithces have gotten pregnant here than in your uncles pre owned acura legend.

Tim: I went to Kino today that shit was fucked up
Moby: have you been to poston junior high

by that_one_oot March 15, 2019

Ponsones

\pown-sew-ness\
n. the state of nirvana achieved after accomplishing multiple p'ownage.
v. the act of repeatedly p'owning someone.
adj. a word to describe one who is on a roll at one-upmanship, to the point that everybody else folds.

Sports commentator: "Number 88, how would you describe that spectacular victory?"
Number 88: "It's all ponsones, my man...all ponsones!"

The noobs decided to call it quits when the nerdy kid started ponsonesing them at Halo 2.

Nickarossi: "Just for that minor infraction, I'm gonna get ponsones on your buttocks!"

by Nickarossi August 6, 2007

POSOTUS

What you call when a person who bragged about sexual assault who loses the popular vote but still becomes president.

"I can't believe he said grab them by the pussy!"
"I know, he's the POSOTUS"

by Rumph8r January 22, 2017

biscuit poisoning

the result of eating too many biscuits, characterized by swelling of the body; obesity

Wanda, you got biscuit poisoning--your ass the size of Texas.

by CrackerNoMore September 6, 2009

Party Poison

A character played by Gerard way who has red hair, a yellow mask and yellow pew pew guy that shoots lasers.
he is an amazing person who is apart of the killjoys or heros of battery city. but he unfortunately died in the second video, sing. RIP

Girl1: OMG party poison die in sing!
Girl2:im never going to be able to look at anything red.
Girl1:me two
walking
Girl2:a red pencil case
Girl1:a red sigh
they both start crying

by Party Poison RIP December 7, 2010

internet poisoning

When you spend so long on the internet that you believe the real world is as messed up and weird as it seems online.

"I feel like shit, I spent all morning on facebook and I definitely got internet poisoning"

"Qanon is a digital soap opera for people with internet poisoning" -@KT_So_It_Goes

by OffColorOtter July 25, 2020

pick your poison

What you say when someone's supposed to choose between two horrible options.

You could either chop off your toe or you can stab yourself with that piece of broken glass. Pick your poison.

by xSOMx May 23, 2010