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Man Positioning System

Also Man-P-S or MPS

The innate ability of a man to know exactly where he is and where he needs to go at any given moment. Noted especially in situations involving driving on unfamiliar roads.

A naturally occurring aspect of most males; the electronic device known as a "GPS" is named after it.
Ken doesn't need to ask directions, he has Man-P-S.

Person: How do you know where you're going?
Man: I use my MPS.
Person: Your what?
Man: My Man Positioning System.
Person: Hooray!
by Really Bad Rye June 25, 2009
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positionsig

the best editor on tiktok and the best mutual one could ask for. 🤑 they’re super sweet and their username is so iconic that it can be used as slang to show extreme awesomeness.
person 1: omg that party was off the hook!
person 2: dont you mean that party was positionsig?
by positionsigfanpage June 28, 2021
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Bacon Positioning System

Spotting known locations of police, can be abbreviated to BPS
Reggie: Watch out Bacon Positioning System says cops like to hide behind these trees
by TayeBiddle January 20, 2012
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Piss Positions

Even more of the many ways in which a man can piss! Again, there are nearly infinite methods, and these are just for guys (although women can also do some of these).

1: Teabag

Squat over target (toilet, stick, brick, another person, etc.). Start teabagging the target. Begin the stream.

2: Multiplayer Mode
Pissing can be more fun with friends! Try some of these methods with friends. (Warning: you should probably only do this with your closest and most understanding friends.)

3: Tree Climber

This is a simple one. Get in a tree and piss down onto the ground. You can do this with friends and make a game out of it. Here's an example: try to hit a target on the ground.

Women can do this too, with a little extra work.
4: Freestyle
The only limit is your imagination!
Guy 1: hey wanna try those Piss Positions?
Guy 2: sure, they sound like fun!
Guy 3: count me in, too!
by TotallyTubularDude January 15, 2021
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sex positions

The way you have sex. When having sex they're different ways to do it. The styles of sex you use. Examples- 69,missionary,69 standing,doggy style,ymca ,Viennese Oyster,cow girl,monkey bar all of these are "sex positions" sex positions sex styles of sex}
Boy-How many "sex positions" do you know. Girl- Wouldn't you like to find out.

Examples- 69,missionary,69 standing,doggy style,ymca ,Viennese Oyster,cow girl,monkey bar all of these are "sex positions" sex positions sex styles of sex}
by Shaman king21 February 16, 2010
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compromising positions

when you are hanging out/ dating someone and someone, normally related to you walks in and sees you doing something, you probably shouldn't be doing.
like cuddling with a boy that isn't supposed to be at your house when you are alone. and you are in a 'compromising position' and your dad just saw. or walking in on two people that are close to each other and seem to want to escape and make small talk at a quick moment.

dude, last night her mom walked in and saw us in compromising positions.
by aye kay May 24, 2008
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GPS (Global Positioning Steven)

Named for an annoying wannabe kid who never gets invited to go places, but always seems to show up anyway. Because he can find his "friends" anywhere, even if they go to great lengths to exclude him or go places that they think he'll never find them, he is thought to have an extrasensory advantage in locating others.
"So I went to the mall with Joe the other day and Nick showed up. It was like he was waiting for us!"
"Yeah, he does that all the time. He's got GPS."
by B-Town June 1, 2004
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