Crotch Portal

The portal into which Squoosh enters via Jade Puget's crotch in AFI's "Girls Not Grey" music video.

Hey! Squoosh just entered the crotch portal!

by Lemony Snuffdit August 4, 2006

pornalized

Pornalized: The useless, wedged, pornpopped state a computer is in after a pornoholic goes on a pornathon, while oblivious to safe browsing habits.

Phillip went on a Pornathon last night, his computer is so pornalized, a mega porn storm, I couldn't even login in safe mode. I'm going to have to rebuild his computer from scratch.

by jaytho June 29, 2012

El Portal Middle School

A place where kids smoke weed. Thirsty ass thots hide in the bushes waiting for some dick to come find them. And teachers be assholes to their students 🚫🧢

Damnnnnn you go to El Portal Middle School, you must really want to kill yourself.

by Jules1738679 March 6, 2019

Portal Slap

Killing an enemy (i.e. Halo 2) using a portal.

Dude, I just portal slapped that bitch.

by *xXx* April 4, 2007

Porkalicious

When a girl is very hot and attractive and you want to do her

That girl is so hot shes porkalicious!

by ABC1553 May 18, 2010

Portal

1. Any moment of potential transformation that can happen anytime that changes your perception of the world.

2. a door

I hit a portal listening to Walidah Imarisha talk about revolutionary sci-fi.

by Meez Loise June 12, 2016

porkaloading

Actively seeking the company of fat chicks, usually with the goal of an intimate , albeit short lived sexual encounter .

I went porkaloading last night , hooked up with a fat chick and ended up on her fire escape naked at 3 am when her husband got home, it was a scene.

by Davedale July 14, 2019