Porwal

Porwal is a sexy bastard. Always horny and like to whitewash walls and ceilings by his cum. He's a little sensitive and gets red when spanked. Shits a lot and gets episode while walking. Soft towards his loved ones and roommate, likes to get laid once a week. Call him poru✅

Porwal : the one pours his cum on walls. Pour-wal

Porwal by Shubhchintak_bc August 2, 2022

Portal 2 

The best, best, BEST game that has ever even existed in this lifetime!

Person 1: "What do you think is the best game ever?"
Person 2: "Portal 2 of course!!"

Portal 2 by Eoin195314235r1245 August 17, 2018

ass portal 

A new and groundbreaking game where you dive into the colon. The main prize in said Ass Portal game is the snow dog and you use portals to study the humans digestive tract.

"Woah dude I can't wait for Ass Portal 2 to come out!"
"Yeah I know dude I'm going to grind for the snow dog as soon as I get it!"

ass portal by JacobBeau99 September 29, 2014

organic portal 

A person who serves no purpose other than to eat and shit.
A moron. A shithead. A fuckstick. An idiot. A dumbass.

That dude Ed is nothing but an organic portal.

organic portal by wrenchingking January 25, 2012

Portal High 

The feeling of total happiness when one finally beats the highly addicting yet highly frustrating game Portal produced by the Valve Corporation.

Cody laughed his ass off for an hour straight during his Portal high after finally beating the game.

Portal High by JimJamDragoonr February 11, 2008

Butt Portal 

Magical portal of the butt-ox of which many different things can enter and exit.

Datmodz is getting a tattoo of a treasure goblin entering his butt portal.

Big John just took that guys butt portal to sexy land.

Butt Portal by iEUnbreakable April 13, 2014

portal astrology 

When anxious college applicants believes that any changes in their college admissions portal indicates whether or not they have been accepted or rejected. Commonly discussed about online on college-admissions forums.

"OMG MY PORTAL TEXT SHIFTED ONE PIXEL TO THE LEFT!!!"

"Bro OMG mine didn't. I think you got in!!! I believe in portal astrology"

portal astrology by udcollege March 30, 2021