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It's PORTO Time

This is what happens when you go up and bowl a certain way to get a strike. You scream this as loud as possible to ensure all of the pins fall.
Aaron: IT'S PORTO TIME!
Me: Oh it looks like he's going to get a strike.
by beard30 December 7, 2019
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FC Porto

Factually Portugal's biggest football club and fighter against benfiquistão, located in Porto. The best Portuguese team in Europe, w/ 7 international cups, and the best youth team in Europe too. They won every cup, except the worthless League Cup.

Porto's a money machine - they buy South American players for 1 francesinha and sell them for the equivalent of Portugal's GDP.

Their president is, since the dawn of time, Pinto da Costa.

Porto has the most fans in social media, because rivals are mostly dead. Every Porto fan has talents, like Sara Sampaio, who has the talent of being gorgeous, or Rui Pinto, the best hacker ever. Many singers support FC Porto, like Quim Barreiros.

Porto always humiliates rivals on field. Some of the best humiliations are the Penta, the FCP 5-0 SLB in 2010, the 2011 title celebration on Benfica's ground, the Salão de Festas, or the 2013 92nd minute goal that stole Benfica's title. Porto is always robbed, but they are used to it and win anyways, except against 3rd division teams.

Porto is an ecletic team, as it comprises Cycling, Handball, Hockey, Billiards (the only ones to have this one), Swimming, Boxing (nobody knows these two exist), Volley (ruined by COVID-19) and Basketball (they don't talk about this one).

Porto has had many legends in the past, but now they have two gods, Marega and Manafá, both so good that no other team even THINKS of signing them.
Real Madrid is such an amazing team. It almost reaches the level of FC Porto.
by Stylianius1 May 22, 2020
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The Porto-Rican Oops There It Is

When a Mediteranean with a strong flashy accent takes a girl, or perhaps a guy, and suddenly, oops there it is, his penis.

Also used in Anger Management as an "I am a lady! Oops, no I'm not."
Guy: Yeah man, I just got a new car and...
Girl: What are you doing?!
Onlooker: Run! The Porto-Rican Oops There It Is!
by James Frost September 12, 2005
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mrs.porto

She is a nice and caring teacher that loves to teach reading class.
Mrs.Porto checked over the newspaper articles that the children made.
by Ant A Her H Ru R March 9, 2018
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Phillip Porto

A Brazilian boy who thinks he is sexy but isn't. He probably has friends with names like Braydon or Nick or a cool teen named Bryce. Maybe a sister named Anslley. I most likely goes to a school in Georgia with the name North Forsyth. But who knows cause I just made this all up.
by FullEnTITTY January 25, 2020
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chief box-a-porno

Chief Box-a-Porno was the leader of an obscure group of nomadic masturbators in the late 1990s. Being of little means, they spent most of their time scouring the land for the bare necessities like food, warm shelter and discarded pornography. "The Chief" was well known for his quality stash which he carried with him at all times. During the colder winter months, The entire tribe would often time spend weeks in my Mom's basement jacking to the Chief's fabulous collection. The group disbanded in the mid 2000s due to the "Great Tissue Shortage" of 2004.
Wow, that Chief Box-a-Porno was a great leader...What more can you say about that fucking guy?
by Pete Negwaski! October 4, 2017
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Ponto'd

The act of getting disconnected from an online game due to being afk
I went to grab a snack and by the time I got back I was ponto'd
by EasyDubbss May 4, 2022
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