The Portly Edward

CBD Republican who backs the Waukesha commercial powergrab gerrymandering bushwahackers from the Port of Edward. Three-time strike out champion running as a conservationist who has hopped aboard the Shoelace Express.

"Did you hear about the Portly Edward? Shipped out three CBD bottles to Tuscaloo, Iowa. Said so on his Facebook. What a goon.

by xanadude313 October 13, 2019

Portly

A person who isn't yet fat.

A portly person is an oaf.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 25, 2019

portly

Adjective. Acting in the manner of a male slut.
Sailing one's ship from port to port.

The portly boy sailed his ship from port to port, making all the ladies crazy.

by Captain HooksIt March 1, 2011

Portly

Has many meanings. As in having a cigarette...or as in feeling tough...or to be a whale like a fat ass...or being a beast or just cool... its pretty much whatever you want it to be

Boys lets go have a portly....Boys are you ready to get portly portly tonight? Woah that dude is short and portly! Im feeling pretty portly today boys.

by Portly Portly September 25, 2009

PORTLY

Meaning a thick boned girl. A female that is thick, thus looking like the port side of a ship. Not to be mistaken with Porky.

My girl could not fit in the seat at Six Flags without greasing the hinges to her portly rear end.

by pPprpre e May 27, 2018

portlynn

a girl who has an urge to fuck everyone and everything. a bitch to her buddies, and thinks she's number one. uses sex as a weapon. basically a hoe from the hood.

person1- aye what's that hoes name? who's fucked all our friends?

person2- ahh. that bitch is portlynn.

by bhadbhabie#2 March 23, 2017

portlyn

My sisters baby, specifically spelled with one N because 2 N's are too much.

Ryan: Hey! What's the name of your new baby? Samantha: Her name is Portlyn.

by girlhaha September 15, 2020