Partiac Arrest

Partiac Arrest occurs after a long, hard night of partying.

Symptoms include blurry vision, disturbed balance, heavy sweating, and overall numbness.

The body usually shuts down temporarily, but in some odd cases, permanently.

Dude, it looks like Charger is about to suffer from Partiac Arrest. We better get him to a couch STAT!

by Titan McFoley June 2, 2008

You should tell that at parties.

Sarcastic reply to a lame story or bad joke.

Girl A: "Omg, so I went to the mall today and there was this cool shirt, so I bought it."

Girl B: "wow, you should tell that at parties..."

by JRBizzle November 7, 2010

smarticle particles

The particles that make someone smart.

Did you know Sam made honor role?
Wow, she must have smarticle particles.

by llamaduckisasillygame February 27, 2013

Spaff Portion

A larger than normal portion of food - usually including chorizo and/or bacon.

Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD

“That’s a lot of food... she/he seems to be going for Spaff portions”

by KhaleesiofRivia March 7, 2021

Partick Thistle

The great Glasgow alternative to the sectarian rubbish spouted by the old firm.A club studiously avoiding success in order to be the true home of football in our city.Shafted when they introduced ground size rules for the SPL and rescinded the rule to allow other clubs access.

Where can I take my kids to see football in Glasgow without being abused?...Partick Thistle.

by Mon the Harry Wraggs December 23, 2011

Portishead

Influential female fronted band from Bristol, UK. Part of the trip hop genre with their laid back beats and cool scratching. Their first album "Dummy" (1994) was praised by the media. And their second album, "Portishead" was welcomed warmly, although had quite a different sound to their first album. It was more dark and disturbed. But still just as original and enjoyable with that distinct jazz-fusion meets hip-hop feel about it.

Fans of Portishead often also enjoy Massive Attack, DJ Shadow, Lamb, Earthling, and Goldfrapp.

by Bronnie Tyler January 5, 2004

Portia

The most beautiful woman you've ever seen in your life. Portia got the face of an Angel with a body of a Goddess and brains of a wise woman with an ancient soul.

Portia is the woman of your dreams.

by 007WordIsBond May 20, 2020