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Eduardo's porn addiction

when your man gets 15 tb of pure hentai on a hard drive with a slice of memes from Diego's meme addiction with segers attention span.
you my man you got a eduardo's porn addiction here bro.
by tommythecommie May 14, 2021
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porn addiction

a addiction of pornography.
can cause troubles with romantic or sexual realtionships.

some watch porn SO much that they get erectile disfuction.

also amateur porn fucking sucks
"dude parker has such a porn addiction that his penis has trouble getting hard"
by quotev.com August 15, 2023
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Porn Addict

Kav is such a porn addict that he lost all his fwends because of it 3:
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Late Stage Porn Addiction

An acronym to describe someone who has gotten so desperate, and so addicted to porn, that the only solution is by spreading their habits to other people. these people are often pedophiles and predators.

credits to ruben sim.
Ted: Shit, I can never get a signal in your apartment. Hey, can I use your laptop?
John: Yeah go ahead.
Ted: Ok, thanks.
Ted: WHAT THE FUCK!
John: Holy shit, dude! what's the matter? what happened?
John: What's going on?
Ted: THERE'S SO MUCH PORN!
John: Well, what the hell are you doin' lookin' at my private shit?
Ted: What are you talking about private shit, Johnny it was wide open, there are literally THOUSANDS OF FILES IN HERE!
John: Well I've been meaning to clear some of that out!
Ted: JESUS CHRI- look at the organization here, clockwise Rimjob? counterclockwise Rimjob?
John: Well sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way!
Ted: You sick bastard- look at this! CHICKS W/ DICKS?!!?
John: Oh my god... my god I have a Late Stage Porn Addiction, alright? I need help!
Ted: There are no chicks w/ dicks, Johnny! only guys w/ tits!
John: well, this is such a relief, I'm glad I'm finally caught! I wanted to be caught!
Ted: Johnny, now, you listen to me. This is a wakeup call, alright? You've gotta get back out there, and meet somebody, because you're spiraling out of control here!
John: alright, alright, fine, I will, just stop looking at that shit!
Ted: Johnny, I mean it, alright? the next chick you meet, you're getting back in the game.
John: fine, I got it. done.
Ted: alright, now let's get rid of this.
John: what do you mean? lets just delete the files!
Ted: no, no, no. that shit can always be recovered. we gotta smash your laptop with a hammer
by stunning, and dingaling January 21, 2024
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pornado

used to describe a seemingly endless stream of pop-up windows appearing on ones computer screen while looking at pornographic websites<p>background: uh.....
I almost got busted by my boss at work for looking at porn. I had to turn off my computer off because I got swept off in a fucking pornado!
by devon April 8, 2004
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Pornado

A tornado of porn adds that bombards your system after viewing pornography or being lured into an enticing 'Grand Prize Winner' add.
Dude! Yesterday I was on myspace and there was this little window that said I won a car. So I clicked on it and totally got swept into a pornado, and then my mom came in!!

It so blew major chunks...
by foxiemoxie123 November 3, 2008
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