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Porkspin

A naked bald guy jumping while his dick spins. Some People say its meatspin v2. its hard to close so watch out.!
David: Hey Dani go to porkspin.com

Daniel: This is not like meatspin.com

David: Of course not.!

Daniel: WTF is this!

Paul: HaHa Pwnd.!

Porkspin.com: You spin mw right round.!

Paul: Try to close it.!

Daniel: I cant.!

Porkspin.com: Hello.!

Hello.!

Hello.!
by Pauliie March 31, 2010
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Porkswetti

The act of receiving oral sex while you are vomiting
Dude A- "Man I got so trashed last night.. I downed 8 shotz of Kimo and was hooking up with this one beezy.."
Dude B- "F'real? That's ill"
Dude A- "Tell me about it..I got sick and puked all over her head while she was orally pleasuring my genitals"
Dude B- "You got a Porkswetti?? NICE!!"
by Merkules & Merk Nowitzki January 30, 2010
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Porksaber

<p0rkSab3r> but, at the end of the day today, i win
<p0rkSab3r> i got that chick to apologize for calling a white man a nigger
<p0rkSab3r> and i got unbanned from the channel that she was so adamant about keeping me out of
<p0rkSab3r> finally, she is still on "trial" at GATO and will most likely be kicked out.

That's pretty much a Porksaber.

<p0rkSab3r> Plus, I know what she looks like naked
by Wardnug Also September 8, 2009
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Porkistan

An alternative way to say Pakistan referring to Islamic nation's intolerance for pork but complicity in committing persecution of its religious, ethnic and linguistic minorities
Imran Khan is Prime Minister of Porkistan
by Kesaix September 8, 2019
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Porkism

The widely-held belief that pork is awesome.
Porkism hoe. STFU GTFO and go die >;
by sweetsourpork August 3, 2009
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Pornastrophe

A cataclysm of pornography; can be defined as a pornado gone terribly wrong.

When one tries to chase the furry porn rabbit too far down the vaginal rabbit hole. The interwebs take their revenge with a unrelenting fury of pop ups and spyware, ranging from horse porn, and bukakke to pedophilia and Shitting Dick Nipples.
Me: WTF are you doing in there? Why is my internet having a lagtasm?

Brown: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Me: Aw shit, it sounds like you're having a pornastrophe in there.

Brown: KILL IT, KILL IT WIFF FIAR!

Me: Have fun with Windows Anti-Virus 2009.......
by RackTranquility September 25, 2010
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Porksword

She nearly fainted when I introduced her to my porksword.

Oi, that's one hell of a porksword you've got there
by Keso October 20, 2003
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