pokephile

when people have an obsession over pokemon so much that they have sex with their pokemon toys/cards/video games etc.
pretty much the most psyced biacthes ever to live on the earth
the plan to take over the world with their pokeballs and pokefanny's

ash-"i did pikachu last night"
misty-"ohmefuckinggee! im a pokephile too!"

pikachu-"ash is such a pokephile"

by maezap October 14, 2006

pokephile

wtf? why would you be this? what is wrong with you

anyway zoophile with extra steps

IM A POKEPHILE!! /j - copypasta

by mark👍 February 23, 2022

pornophile

A pedophile that makes/watches porn from the children that they molest.

Ewww! Get that pornophile away from my child!

by TheHarryPotterNinja May 2, 2010

pokephile

An adult that plays pokemon actively and even competes in tournaments. This person may even attend pokemon events.

"Dude, Nino is such a pokephile! Going all the way to NYC to play that game with children, I hope he doesnt moleste them too"

by MAXaTRILLION September 27, 2008

postaphile

A person who posts prolifically.

I swear that Cynthia Ann is a postaphile--she can't go five minutes without posting something!

instagram facebook post snapchat reddit postaphile

by Susan Sisco Kid March 11, 2017

parkophile

A person that has a file on their phone of random women pics and videos. To masterbate to.

"I'm pretty sure Ryan was filming my gf, what a parkophile.

by Stank Face January 10, 2026