porchress

An enclosed porch that is attached to a home/castle with an awesome view.

I enjoy my morning coffee on the porchress.

by ROtown August 16, 2014

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Porched

To be white girl wasted, to be extremely drunk, and in your feelings.

Damn amber got so porched last night she doesn't remember anything

by Porched April 1, 2017

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The act of taking unwanted, outdated, or stolen merchandise to the highest floor of a house or apartment and throwing said merchandise over the balcony or out the window. This usually takes place after copious amounts of drinking or from excessive boredom. Typical items to be porched are old bicycles, Betamax VCRs, fried computer monitors, etc. On a rare occasion a stolen Honda scooter might be porched. It is preferred that a crowd be gathered at the base of the dwelling to spread the enjoyment amongst as many as possible.

Mikey drank a whole bottle of Cuervo the other night and decided porching his roommate's futon would be a good idea. It got pretty ugly after that.

by The Slow Kid October 4, 2007

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If a person has acted in a appalling/unforgivable manner, the offended party will leave all their belongs on the porch of the house they are currently residing in and locked out...forever.

Also could be used as an idle threat, but should not be taken lightly.

I cant believe she acted that way, right shes getting porched!

I cant believe I got porched!

Dont make me angry, you may get porched!!!

by Charles Whitmore October 29, 2010

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