by Luvs2Spooge January 12, 2008
Describes that unprecedented situation, where a monkey's actually placed on a porch, seemingly enjoying itself.
by ILoatheMySelf June 25, 2009
used to describe a black person sitting on his porch all day doing nothing, but it can also refer to a mexican who is outside constantly doing some task that would take a normal person under 10 minutes to do.
a porch monkey could be a mexican working on his car, changing its oil, ALL DAY LONG, with several of his brothers and friends. very annoying when you live next to them and you have to listen to their spanish jibber jabbering all day long. then just when you think they're going to go inside because it's dark, they they bring out a lamp...
by bleh34234 July 06, 2009
That porch monkey stole my watermelon.
by seanopia March 21, 2008
in the past, porch monkey has a term used when referencing someone of african american decent...on July 21, 2006 Randle Graves altered the meaning of porch monkey for the better...he reclaimed the term and changed its meaning to not be a racial slur against african americans but a mere term to discribe any lazy person...black or white
Yesterday, my cousin sat on the couch and watched tv all day long, he can be such a porch monkey sometimes
by John Robison July 23, 2006
Term of endearment used to describe lazy people in general. No racial implications are intended or implied what so ever. We're taking it back.
by theko July 27, 2006
see also nigger
a lazy person who sits on the porch all day doing nothing
typicaly refering to a nigger
a lazy person who sits on the porch all day doing nothing
typicaly refering to a nigger
by fyrchken March 27, 2007