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Pornhub has so much good stuff on it
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Pornhub Kids

Why would you need to search this up? Anyways, Pornhub Kids is like YouTube Kids, but with Porn in it. Get it correct. Anyways, why would you need to search this up? What brought you here? Are you a Pedophile? What's wrong with you? Pornhub Kids doesn't exist. Now get your lazy ass up out of your mother's basement and get a life. You sick fuck.
Tom: You bro I found a Pornhub Kids video, want to watch it. Oh wait, I have no friends.
by TheNiggaInTheCloset April 25, 2022
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Pornhub comment section

A surprisingly respectful comment section full of people who will help u with homework and even invite u to Xbox games
*Pornhub comment section*
Me: Do u know the answer to 3x+2=14
MikeHunt69: Oh yeah the answer is just x=4
Me: Thanks!
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Pornhub

Idk maybe you should look it up ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by antant723 May 12, 2018
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Pornhub

You know exactly what this shit is. So fuck off.
I don’t know how the fuck to use Pornhub in a sentence.
by [[[[ March 28, 2018
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Pornhub

Pronounced: poor-en-hub; noun/also adjective for connoisseurs...”Yeah I’m pro’lly gonna Pornhub it tonight baby so you get some rest”

Def: Website known internationally(except in Russia and China on Thursdays and Sundays) for it’s informative and entertaining videos depicting a variety of human interactions performed in the nude. Many of the videos available are so engrossing that viewers will also be nude and act out the activities on the screen by themselves for two to three minutes and then abruptly leave the website without learning the final outcome of the story.

Use: It is important that you always remember to turn off Bluetooth before retiring to your room to watch Pornhub- failure to do so will cause your audio to be broadcast from your bedroom to the speaker in the living room where your wife, her sister and your mother-in-law are relaxing over hot tea. The ensuing awkwardness of this mistake will greatly diminish your viewing pleasure.
*Please note that if you attempt to google and type in the first letter of your search, and it is not even the letter P but auto-suggest still pops up Pornhub, you may qualify as a chronic Jacker.
*Certain Pornhub advertising will claim that there is a “Horny MILF 2.5 miles away that is ready to fuck you now!” . If you happen to travel to another state and view Pornhub in that other state, don’t be alarmed when you see the same Horny MILF still only 2.5 miles away: She is NOT stalking you.
Wife: What was all moaning and video flickering while I was trying to sleep last night?
Husband:Pornhub.
Wife:Oooh you nasty boy! Come over here to mama and get some of this pornhub...
Husband:Sorry hon, I beat it like three times last night and I’m spent.
by Eye Six January 27, 2019
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pormhub

The website weve all typed in by accident too many times
Pormhub.com "Oh shit I misspelled it"
by Not making one August 13, 2017
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