poppycock

"Such poppycock!" Alan's mother exclaimed when he said he wasn't smoking weed.
by Katlynnnn July 24, 2009
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poppycock

Of british origin meaning "bullshit"
"God, damn it jennifer,I am tired of you teaching kody such poppycock."
by M!K3 S^C^H^u^T^T^3^R June 26, 2003
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PoppyCocks

Is simply enough, a blowjob given while eating pop-rocks.
Dick: Jane, I want a poppycocks.

Jane: Mkay.. ::opens bag of pop rocks and pours into mouth.

Dick: awesome.
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poppycock

1. The word used by anyone born before 1925, when they miraculously hear what you are saying, and don't believe what they hear.

2. The shrivelled penis one develops after smoking too much opium*.

*source needed
1. What's that you say, sonny? You watch movies on your telephone?? Poppycock!

2. After binge-ing on opium for days, Johnny went to urinate only to find his Johnsonville Brat to be tiny and aardvark-like.
by Leroy Brown 420 February 05, 2009
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poppycock

Pops corn cereal stuck onto a dick. Usually then eaten off of the dick.
She ate all the pops right off of my dick. It was pure poppycock.
by bpride March 14, 2010
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poppycocker

She is the biggest poppycocker I ever met!
by Sherry January 30, 2005
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poppycock

I went to the grocery store to pick up some Poppycock. Yum... Delicious.
by Kadlem April 02, 2006
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