pootin

the act of a fat girl on a vespa; usually ends in her falling off

While lootin' for a parking spot, I spotted a pootin' on her Vespa, pollutin' the air with her tootin

she came pootin through town like a bullet train in a buffet line.

by scruffy February 02, 2024

Pootine

When you’re eating a girl’s ass when she has a yeast infection

Guy 1 : Yo you hit that last night?

Guy 2 : Nah I gave er the ol stratch n sniff and I pulled nothin but gravy and curds talk about a pootine eh

by StalinEatsAss March 02, 2021

Pootine

The act of a male finishing on the anus of their sexual partner, while she proceeds to shat liquid all over her rear, and the male proceeds to eat her ass out after

Last night was great, me and krista tried anal and it resulted in some warm pootine

by Tokysoaky July 11, 2020

Pootine

Pootine is a crap flavored protein bar. It could also refer to a protein related food that looks/smells/ tastes like crap.

Thai pootine sucks. It tastes like crap! I'll never listen to Burney again!

by Lob Star 1 June 28, 2015