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pooplicker

likes to eat shit out of buttholes. enjoys the taste.
no! you nasty pooplicker!
by m!$$fr3$h March 1, 2011
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Turd Popsicle

A much better and more realistic name for the tyrannical "paramount leader" of China Xi Jinping, responsible for allowing Covid-19 to spread all over the world, all because he hates being called Winnie the Pooh. He is known for censoring everything he and his government doesn't like, ranging from TV series, videogames, websites, music, and so on, for opressing Hong Kong, Taiwan, and the Uyghurs, for disappearing people who criticize him, among many other bad things. i.redd.it/mp1fy8603os41.jpg
Damnit, I didn't know the CCP was being run by a Turd Popsicle.
by fuckdaccp April 14, 2020
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popsicle

A girl who is ice cold on the outside and has a stick rammed up her ass on the inside.
"My girlfriend is such a popsicle - when I told her that my mom died, she laughed then went to work for 12 hours."
by Hank Thompkins January 9, 2009
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Floridian Popsicle

Ejaculating into a condom, freezing it to a low freezing point, and devouring it
by Texas slap fest March 11, 2015
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Popdickle

When you supercool water (water that is under 0°C but has not frozen yet) and put your dick in it to make a dick popsicle.
John: Did you hear that Matt did a Popdickle for Amanda?

Arthur: My man!
by Jone786 January 15, 2021
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Popsicle streak

A Popsicle streak is a form of a sport in which someone would eat a large amount of popsicles usually completing a certain amount
Kyle was doing a Popsicle streak today and ate like 20 popsicles
by ItIsDenfinitlyNotMe April 28, 2017
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glazed popsicle

The act of when a penis is covered by feces,and semen and someone is brutally forced to eat it
Taylor had gave me a glazed popsicle last night.
by qpl January 30, 2015
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