poonsack

a really fat woman in walmart who looks like she has water balloons in the crotch of her spandex pants.

"RYAN!, look at the big poonsack!" "damn that things big, shes packing!"

by biggg sexxxy July 6, 2009

Poopsock

Verb: to obsessively and excessively play a game, usually an MMORPG, usually for hours on end and to the exclusion of all other concerns.

"Dave's a little too into World of Warcraft. He's been poopsocking for about 12 hours now."

"Dammit, casual players can't get anywhere in this game. The good stuff is all camped by poopsockers."

by Viscount April 27, 2006

Dicus Poopsac

When a bald headed math teacher takes a shit on a students' forehead for failing a test

When I came home I had to explain to my parents why I recieved a Dicus Poopsac due to mass amounts of shit on face and a failing grade in geometry.

by Mr Lister May 23, 2010

poopchuck

V: When one experiences vomiting and defecation simultaneously, usually in a violent manner as a result of illness.

I got some terrible food poisoning last week, I spent all night in the bathroom poopchucking.

by notfeelingwell January 25, 2011

poopshavemasturbathing

It's an usual male bathing ritual: first you take a shit, then jack off, then shave yourself, so finally you take a shower.

Bro 1: Hey man, why did it take you so long in the bathroom?
Bro 2: Cause I took a poopshavemasturbathing.

by blacktimots June 12, 2015

Poopstick

A poorly rolled blunt.

Jamie rolled the biggest poopstick ever. We couldn't even smoke it.

by Trittey Cricket September 22, 2013

PoopSnake

A creature first found in Alaska. It is a cryptid that is known to crawl up the anus of innocent victims who go into stationary outhouses of the United States wilderness, more specifically the tongas national forest. It was previously know as a mythological creature to scare children from staying in the outhouse too long until the poopsnake incidents of 1998. Since then, there has been many encounters with young people involving a poop snake. While it is not deadly, it crawls into your ass and creates a tape worm.

Chad: watch out for the poopsnake in the outhouse
Frank: yeah I head this one was particularly notorious for the fecal reptiles
Kevin: I need to take a shit, I don’t give a shit about the warnings I’d rather shit in an outhouse.

*kevin* gets invaded by a poopsnake*
Kevin says: “this is worse than that sim ester I spent in catholic school”

by John Baptiste la trace May 17, 2022