poocrastinate

Taking as much time on the shitter as possible to delay working on another, more important project. When one poocrastinates they sit back, relax and let nature take its course, however long that maybe. The reading of shampoo bottles, magazines and engaging in existential thoughts of life are highly common, even way after shitting has occurred.

I have a 2,500 word essay due tomorrow. I was a third of the way through when I decided to take a dump. 45 minutes later, deep in thought, I realized I had finished pooping nearly half an hour ago. "Damn I sure can poocrastinate" I said. Then I noticed I hadn't read the back of the toilet paper package yet...

by Incurable Humanist February 21, 2010

Poopaloopoffruitloops

When You eat fruit loops and shit them out and they come out of your ass and make a perfect circle in the toilet. This can cause poopicanes which can bring farts up to 100 mph. Poopingaloopoffruitloops can be deadly if successfully done.

John seriously just did Poopaloopoffruitloops, his whole neighborhood was covered in shit, and 19 people died

by commonsenseperson March 20, 2015

poopapalooza

1) Pooping frequently in a short amount of time.

2) Large amounts of poop in a confined space or area.

1) That burrito was a ticket to my own poopapalooza.

2) Dang, brother - pick up after your dog. Your backyard is a poopapalooza.

by nifer April 21, 2006

poopaddies

An expression used as a nonsequitur response to annoy someone. I.E. someone asks you a serious question and you say "poopaddies" in a childish voice while staring blankly with an idiotic hypnotic smile. Usually has to be repeated several times to get a real blow up.

Do you think that was funny? Well?

poopaddies!

Jesus christ, what is wrong with you?

Poopaddies!

by Mickey Bitsko September 26, 2007

Poopar

Poopar is a beautiful and special name. It means having a long hair

Wow she's Poopar!

by Laya.Sh January 25, 2018

poopagram

The kind of fart that lets you as well as others that you need to poop.

Dude your ass just sent out the poopagram, you need to get to a bathroom quick

by akathestickybandits February 16, 2010

El Poopacabra

A poop of such evil magnitude that it is feared by local natives, much like the El Chupacabra itself.

I just unleashed El Poopacabra. Might want to stay out of there unless you have fire.

by moooooog35 February 25, 2011