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pooposaurous

a dinosaur made entirely of poop.
A Pooposaurous Rex ate my uncle.
by Michael Wegman February 5, 2008
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poopocalypse

A shit storm of catastrophic proportions. Originally coined by The Ratliff Brothers.
If the boss finds out you called in sick and went to the beach all day it'll be the poopocalypse.

If dad finds that bag of pot hidden in your room there's gonna be a poopocalypse.
by DaveNW May 23, 2006
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Pooprosal

You propose to a girl by putting the ring in a beer preferably a PBR or Natty light. She then drinks the beer without knowing the ring is in it and accidentally swallows the ring. You then dig through her poo to find the ring and propose....
Girl: Im engaged

Girls friend: How did he propose?

Girl: I drank a PBR and swallowed the ring on accident. Later on that night I pooped the ring out. He then found the ring in my poo, got on one knee, and gave me a pooprosal.
by Shizzel Dizzel July 17, 2009
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proposal porn

the extreme mania that surrounds wedding proposal culture
hey did you see Rita's engagement photos? the ones she posted on facebook because privacy is no longer a thing? it's such proposal porn
by noxious_toast November 25, 2013
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penis proposal

when one "pops the question" by exposing his dick with wedding ring on the tip of his pecker.

if answered yes the other must orally remove the ring off the cock.

if answered no the ring must be used to jerk off in front of the other.
Girl 1: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IM GETTING MARRIED.
Girl 2: oh my gosh how did he propose

Girl 1: well it was a penis proposal.
Girl 2: a what?
Girl 1: so we were in the car driving home when he all of a sudden whipped his dick out.
Girl 2:.....
Girl 1: but on the end of his GIANT dick was beautiful diamond studded wedding ring, so then i blew him to get the ring off.
by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014
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chicano proposal

when a chicano gets his old lady pregnant and they have no choice but to get married.
Lil' Puppet: hey foo, you ever gonna marry your hyna, Mousie, a?

Joker: chale ese, i proposed a couple weeks ago
Lil' Puppet: for reals foo? congratulations a
Joker: for reals, she tolls me she was pregnant and i was all, "for reals? we better get married a."
Lil' Puppet: thas the chicano proposal right there mang, thas wassup vato.
by evenbilljameshatesyou January 20, 2022
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Poopasaurous

A term of endearment. A mischievous significant other that can disgust you at times, but ya just love em.
Jenny did you eat all the brownies?... You poopasaurous!
by B-ninny February 21, 2011
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